The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

7 hours ago, VieB13 said:

Hey I’m looking to join too (I love telling stories) but I’m having trouble tracking

Can any of you give me a summary?

YES WE KNOW YOU LIKE SAFES. 

-see ‘the battle for the sandwich’

There are about a bajillion plots. Just make a character and have them appear, and somebody will interact with them. Make sure you bold

[Vielence She/Her]

2 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

There are about a bajillion plots. Just make a character and have them appear, and somebody will interact with them. Make sure you bold

Got it thanks!!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I may be able to allow them to stay in a portion of my lands. How well does their biology fit a forest ecosystem? There is some land there I can spare, as long as very little of it is deforested and they do not hunt excessively. However, they may not enter the Ancient Grove unless they serve me. How many would be able to live in perhaps three square miles of forest? That is as much as I can spare, assuming we can trade freely. There are some plains that can be farmed, but they must be negotiated with the owners for prices of growing crops there for a season. They are good people and upon seeing your plight will be kind. But unfortunately they must look after their families, so nothing comes for free.

I look forward to a future of friendship between our peoples.

"They are not growing anything we eat and aren't using farm land. They manufacture all their food. They will need space however, and a forest won't be ideal. They don't use wood at all, even their own world's equivalent, so that's no use. Three square miles is not optimal, so some of their number will need to be dehydrated. So they'll need some kind of large warehouse to store all the bodies. Also, they'll need a large amount fresh water upon landing, as they've only been keeping a skeleton crew hydrated.

"They will not hunt, unless some beasts attack them. They will not hesitate to vapourise anything that attacks. Also, what is the Ancient Grove?"

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

39 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Got it thanks!!

Unclear as to wherever u want a minor plot role in my plotline soon. What say ye?

16 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

"They are not growing anything we eat and aren't using farm land. They manufacture all their food. They will need space however, and a forest won't be ideal. They don't use wood at all, even their own world's equivalent, so that's no use. Three square miles is not optimal, so some of their number will need to be dehydrated. So they'll need some kind of large warehouse to store all the bodies. Also, they'll need a large amount fresh water upon landing, as they've only been keeping a skeleton crew hydrated.

"They will not hunt, unless some beasts attack them. They will not hesitate to vapourise anything that attacks. Also, what is the Ancient Grove?"

That is all the land I can spare unfortunately. There are rivers in the permitted area, which may be used as long as they do not dirty the waters. My people mostly live in the woods or on the plains. Perhaps there is a mountainous area which is inhospitable, but used for mining. Perhaps would they be able to survive in old mines that have had all the resources extracted? This can be used beyond that, but I don’t have much to offer. I do not have much land, and the people who live there inhabit most of the non-forested area. The Ancient Grove is the heart of the forest, and that is where I abide. I however will have to punish those who disobey my law of not entering unless they serve me. This is in Iine with order. 

In the end I’m not sure if I can accommodate the entire people. Perhaps a portion of them, but we may have to spread them out across more than just my meager territory. I am willing to help. This is in line with Love. However, I do not have everything necessary to support an entire other people within my lands, even if they served me. But I will offer aid nonetheless.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

13 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Unclear as to wherever u want a minor plot role in my plotline soon. What say ye?

That is all the land I can spare unfortunately. There are rivers in the permitted area, which may be used as long as they do not dirty the waters. My people mostly live in the woods or on the plains. Perhaps there is a mountainous area which is inhospitable, but used for mining. Perhaps would they be able to survive in old mines that have had all the resources extracted? This can be used beyond that, but I don’t have much to offer. I do not have much land, and the people who live there inhabit most of the non-forested area. The Ancient Grove is the heart of the forest, and that is where I abide. I however will have to punish those who disobey my law of not entering unless they serve me. This is in Iine with order. 

In the end I’m not sure if I can accommodate the entire people. Perhaps a portion of them, but we may have to spread them out across more than just my meager territory. I am willing to help. This is in line with Love. However, I do not have everything necessary to support an entire other people within my lands, even if they served me. But I will offer aid nonetheless.

"The forest will have to do then, as long as there are enough large clearings. You mustn't accommodate all them now, the excess Trisolarans can be dehydrated and stored until we figure something out. A river should do, as they cannot be affected by any of our diseases.

"So, it is settled then? The Trisolarans can stay here? The only thing left is that if they land their fleet in the forest, a significant amount will be burned down. Do you have any open area for the landing?"

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

41 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

"The forest will have to do then, as long as there are enough large clearings. You mustn't accommodate all them now, the excess Trisolarans can be dehydrated and stored until we figure something out. A river should do, as they cannot be affected by any of our diseases.

"So, it is settled then? The Trisolarans can stay here? The only thing left is that if they land their fleet in the forest, a significant amount will be burned down. Do you have any open area for the landing?"

Perhaps the mountains as a landing point? There is very little flammable material there. But yes, they should be able to stay. There should be enough clearings around the edges.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Perhaps the mountains as a landing point? There is very little flammable material there. But yes, they should be able to stay. There should be enough clearings around the edges.

"That is good. Very well then. Unless there is something else you want to say, I'll be going back into space to try and accelerate their travels."

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

"That is good. Very well then. Unless there is something else you want to say, I'll be going back into space to try and accelerate their travels."

That should be all. Safe travels!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

48 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

That should be all. Safe travels!

Sandy cut the connection. He'd already used to much ansible bandwidth. Then, he began his travels through 10 dimensions to run back to the Trisolaran Fleet.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 6/29/2025 at 3:57 PM, Kansas Stormcursed said:

There's a lot of plots going on...if you want, you can make a character and join one, or just have the character show up and see what happens

I wish I had gotten information like this on page 1514 when I first appeared here!  Would’ve been quite helpful… Thank you! 

 

Once upon a time… Right about… Now, actually, Sequence woke up. 

“Gosh…” She said with a yawn. “Seems I fell asleep for another… Oh it’s only been 23 pages? Fascinating…”

With a wave of her hand, the veil of shadows around her world, a serene and lovely planet, was lifted. It was once again unlocked and visible to travelers of all kinds, so long as they did not have intentions of chaos or malfeasance.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

27 minutes ago, Sequence said:

I wish I had gotten information like this on page 1514 when I first appeared here!  Would’ve been quite helpful… Thank you! 

 

Once upon a time… Right about… Now, actually, Sequence woke up. 

“Gosh…” She said with a yawn. “Seems I fell asleep for another… Oh it’s only been 23 pages? Fascinating…”

With a wave of her hand, the veil of shadows around her world, a serene and lovely planet, was lifted. It was once again unlocked and visible to travelers of all kinds, so long as they did not have intentions of chaos or malfeasance.

15...14...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

29 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

15...14...

Oh that’s nothing, you should see Xino 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Oh that’s nothing, you should see Xino 

...I'm scared

That's like talking to some being from the beginning of time

I've only been in here for...*math*...*horror*...over 200 pages

MY SENSE OF TIME IS GONE

1 hour ago, Sequence said:

I wish I had gotten information like this on page 1514 when I first appeared here!  Would’ve been quite helpful… Thank you! 

 

Once upon a time… Right about… Now, actually, Sequence woke up. 

“Gosh…” She said with a yawn. “Seems I fell asleep for another… Oh it’s only been 23 pages? Fascinating…”

With a wave of her hand, the veil of shadows around her world, a serene and lovely planet, was lifted. It was once again unlocked and visible to travelers of all kinds, so long as they did not have intentions of chaos or malfeasance.

A slightly glowing figure with an inverted afterglow (simultaneously seems to glow and suck in light) appears. "Greetings. Who might you be? And why was this place hidden before?"

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, Sequence said:

I wish I had gotten information like this on page 1514 when I first appeared here!  Would’ve been quite helpful… Thank you! 

 

Once upon a time… Right about… Now, actually, Sequence woke up. 

“Gosh…” She said with a yawn. “Seems I fell asleep for another… Oh it’s only been 23 pages? Fascinating…”

With a wave of her hand, the veil of shadows around her world, a serene and lovely planet, was lifted. It was once again unlocked and visible to travelers of all kinds, so long as they did not have intentions of chaos or malfeasance.

It looks like back then, things were very very different.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

It looks like back then, things were very very different.

Did you go all the way back to see that? That's impressive

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

11 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Did you go all the way back to see that? That's impressive

its not that hard, i just clicked and then typed 1514

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

its not that hard, i just clicked and then typed 1514

Is that something you can do on mobile??

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

27 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Is that something you can do on mobile??

Yeah. Click the thing inbetween Next and Prev then type in 1514

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

16 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Yeah. Click the thing inbetween Next and Prev then type in 1514

I'm so good at technology

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I'm so good at technology

nah its fine

i just clikc every single button on the page repeatedly until I get the right result.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

4 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

...I'm scared

That's like talking to some being from the beginning of time

I've only been in here for...*math*...*horror*...over 200 pages

MY SENSE OF TIME IS GONE

Ahh don’t you worry, I remember when I was looking at people like Nameless and thinking the same thing . Plus, I promise us ancient entities are nice…

 

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

It looks like back then, things were very very different.

More or less… TLT goes through phases and cycles, sometimes there’s plot, sometimes not.

[Vielence She/Her]

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I'm so good at technology

My aunts the same way.

CRASH. A small figure falls in front of whoever the current the characters are. (I don't have names yet)

 

[NameIess]

In a crackle of lightning and a flash of light, Malevolence appeared. His eyes glittered with a new light. The light of understanding, the light of truth, the light of insanity.

"Rebus." He said softly. "We must speak."

@Dragonheir

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

21 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

My aunts the same way.

CRASH. A small figure falls in front of whoever the current the characters are. (I don't have names yet)

 

A short-ish, blond-haired figure is standing nearby. Characters are everywhere—I'm gonna use this to introduce a character important to my plot. "Well, that was a dramatic entrance. What brought you here?"

[Vielence She/Her]

20 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

A short-ish, blond-haired figure is standing nearby. Characters are everywhere—I'm gonna use this to introduce a character important to my plot. "Well, that was a dramatic entrance. What brought you here?"

The figure stands. 
“I honestly have no idea. I was sleeping, actually”

This proves true, as she’s wearing pjs. “My name is Avalera, but you can call me Ava. Who are you? And, um, where am I?”