The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

In the next three-thousand and seventy-three extra-long years, not a single corndog was eaten, as they didn’t exist.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

It made multiple children sad.

[Lunamor she/her]

They had been forced to eat regular old corn instead.

[NameIess]

And the other thing too, of course.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Several animal activist groups declared war on the children over this conflict.

[NameIess]

The children fought back fiercely, and within a hundred years had achieved total annihilation of their enemies.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, by that point they were no longer children, and had thus suffered defeat.

[NameIess]

But the new generation of children would never have to deal with animal activist groups again, and so they were content.

[Lunamor she/her]

They were relieved that, even though they were a society of violent children who ate corn, they hadn't ended up in a Children of the Corn situation.

[NameIess]

But everything changed when everything began.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

When people started jumping out of portals, to find 6 rainbow glowing pebbles

[NameIess]

The rainbow glowing pebbles had fancy names.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Such as Bob and George.

[NameIess]

And Viskilious the thirteenth.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

These are just a few of the names that the rainbow stones had, making the most common names of the universe.

[NameIess]

But the rainbow rocks were actually unimportant.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This made the random guy who named them very sad.

[NameIess]

But soon he didn't exist.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This was also very sad. Their family begun to organize a funeral.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

They wanted the rainbow rocks as decoration for the service.

[NameIess]

Some of the rainbow rocks liked this idea. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This was in part because they thought the funeral was a wedding.

[NameIess]

And they loved crashing weddings.

[Lunamor she/her]

They were jerks.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This made them rainbow jerky instead of rainbow rocks.