The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone put Sunkist into a juicer, hoping for orange soda.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus showed up, looked at what was happening, decided that he didn't want to mess with it, and stayed to watch.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone looked dismayed at the fact that Sunkist could not fit into the juicer. "Hey!" They said to Platypus. "You're a Narrator, right? Narrate a really big juicer into existence!"

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Sunkist refuses to juice, as he is immortal.

[Immortal Platypus]

4 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Everyone looked dismayed at the fact that Sunkist could not fit into the juicer. "Hey!" They said to Platypus. "You're a Narrator, right? Narrate a really big juicer into existence!"

A giant juicer pops into the room.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

A giant juicer pops into the room.

Everyone clapped their hands in delight and attempted to shove Sunkist into it. 

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus briefly thinks about helping before joining in.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

The quick red fox jumps over a lazy brown dog.

it then snaps the juicer away.

Edited April 5, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus wondered where the blender came from.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The blender had a very deep backstory; indeed, it was one of the most ancient and powerful artifacts in the thread.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It had been created from a silly side story almost 1,000 pages ago. A silly little side story that nobody ever heard about, because artifacts such as the blender often came and went, never acknowledged and always forgotten.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus finally finishes putting Sunkist into the juicer and puts the lid on.

"Hey Everyone, you ready?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone rubbed their hands together. "This," they took a deep breath, "is going to be absolutely amazing."

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Sunkist clips through the blender, then flies off.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Something stirred in TLT.

A crackling presence formed in a random barbershop. Spook, holding a blade. A plot blade.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The good news was, a juicer is not the same thing as a blender. Sunkist was unable to clip through as there was no blender to begin with! Everyone plugged in the juicer and turned it on.

 

Sequence walked into the barbershop and waved to Spook.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

8 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Sequence walked into the barbershop and waved to Spook.

Something in Spook seemed changed. He trembled, "I... Something's wrong."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Something in Spook seemed changed. He trembled, "I... Something's wrong."

Sequence sat down in a chair in the waiting area, flipping open a magazine. "Oh?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

Sequence sat down in a chair in the waiting area, flipping open a magazine. "Oh?"

"I don't know what... but something's wrong. Something very wrong." Spook sat down beside Sequence. "Do you know if Nameless is alive?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"I don't know what... but something's wrong. Something very wrong." Spook sat down beside Sequence. "Do you know if Nameless is alive?"

"Moni won't tell me." She said. "It has something to do with Nameless's author not wanting the plot to be spoiled." Sequence rolled her eyes. "Very dramatic if you ask me. Anyways, how've you been? Besides the 'something wrong' you're fussing over, anyways."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

"Moni won't tell me." She said. "It has something to do with Nameless's author not wanting the plot to be spoiled." Sequence rolled her eyes. "Very dramatic if you ask me. Anyways, how've you been? Besides the 'something wrong' you're fussing over, anyways."

"I..." Spook winced. "I underestimated how hard it would be to get the plot blade."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"I..." Spook winced. "I underestimated how hard it would be to get the plot blade."

Sequence summoned her Plotblade in the form of a glistening black spear with floral vine patterns along the head and shaft. "Which one's that? This one here... Conflict I think it was, wasn't too difficult to get." Sequence grinned and summoned her Narrationblade in the other hand. This one was ornamented with floral decorations as well, but it was a pale sapphire color instead. "Turned out to be enough of a quest to earn me this though."

Edited May 16, 2023 by Sequence

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

4 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Sequence summoned her Plotblade in the form of a glistening black spear with floral vine patterns along the head and shaft. "Which one's that? This one here... Conflict I think it was, wasn't too difficult to get." Sequence grinned and summoned her Narrationblade in the other hand. This one was ornamented with floral decorations as well, but it was a pale sapphire color instead. "Turned out to be enough of a quest to earn me this though."

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"Character," Spook swung it a little bit in the air. It appeared to be a long, thick blade with lightning and flame designs on it. "I won... Mythos lost."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"Character," Spook swung it a little bit in the air. It appeared to be a long, thick blade with lightning and flame designs on it. "I won... Mythos lost."

“Oh dear, what happened to Mythos?”

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

“Oh dear, what happened to Mythos?”

"We had a competition.. I won. I am Thaidakar's heir, I suppose... Mythos never was good at it anyways. He stole Hoid's uniform, or a least a copy of it I think." Spook put the plot blade in a sheath at his side. An aluminum sheath with a small sphere of mordite on it.