The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It's a complicated matter, really. I guess she's just an annoying character in too many ways to be appealing to the public!

[Immortal Platypus]

Quote

"personally, it's because she's boring, at least compared to the other perspectives." Mr. Platypus tells bookwyrm from his quote box.

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast decided to take a bite out of the quote box

[Telrao she/her]

But it was a mistake, because

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was Wayne in disguise!

[Telrao she/her]

Wayne had been searching for his lucky hat!

[Immortal Platypus]

He found it.

[Telrao she/her]

But someone had poked it.

[Immortal Platypus]

Wayne got mad.

[Telrao she/her]

His fury came in the form of

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

MEMES! Lots and lots of memes!

[Immortal Platypus]

Then he realized that memes weren't the way to go and changed his fury so it came out as really bad memes.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Are they expecting me to make bad memes?

[Immortal Platypus]

if you want to, sure.

Then the people were scared.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm assumed physical form and went to go figure out why the people were scared.

I am not skilled in the art of making memes, of any kind.

[Immortal Platypus]

oh well. I know a lot of orchestra memes. my class is full of them

He couldn't find out because he was denied access to them by...

[NameIess]

An old enemy from page 480.

[Immortal Platypus]

do you mean the dragon carol?

the enemy attacked bookwyrm

[NameIess]

I just chose a random page without looking at it, so sure.

the dragon carol was ready to avenge his forgotten brethren.

Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the Untitled

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But his forgotten brethren were no longer forgotten because they had started a very successful bottle cap factory.

[NameIess]

It was a very large bottle cap factory.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

It was also a pilgrimage site.

[Immortal Platypus]

Carol went to the bottle cap factory to complete the pilgrimage.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sadly, she failed. Her Mayflower replica broke.

[Immortal Platypus]

"NO!" she cried. "I can never complete the pilgrimage. I must now go back to page 480!!!"

Weeping, she left back to page 480

Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the platypus