The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Immortal Platypus]

But all the pie-making places were exploded because of Jasnah's Death Star.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, Jasnah decided to show her support to Brandon and his crew by Soulcasting the Death Star into pie.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Pie Star collapsed under it's own weight.

[Immortal Platypus]

The pie, however, was nasty because Jasnah is horrible with organic things and she tried to make raspberry cream pie.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So she brought Kabsal back from the dead to make better raspberry products.

[NameIess]

This turned out to be a bad plan, but Jasnah did manage to save Brandon and his crew from the poisoning.

[Immortal Platypus]

Then she killed Kabsal for trying to kill her because, Jasnah is like that.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Kasbal hadn't intended to poison Brandon's crew, but he used H2SO4 instead of water on accident.

[Immortal Platypus]

He tried to say "Oops" but he was already dead.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So Jasnah used the vast resources of the Kholins, along with her Radiant powers, to hold a televised baking contest. It was the Great Rosharan Baking Show.

[Immortal Platypus]

Then Britain sued them for stealing their idea.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

But they failed in their suit because it was Rosharan, not British.

[Immortal Platypus]

So they tried again with a different lawyer and won this time.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

They won one emerald clearmark, and Jasnah continued to host the Great Rosharan Baking Show.

[Immortal Platypus]

This time Gordon Ramsey entered the contest and he won.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Lift sabotaged the contest shortly afterwards out of a desire for Jasnah's attention.

[Telrao she/her]

Shallan decided she was hungry and stole Lift's Wyndlefork

[NameIess]

The Wyndlefork quickly bored Shallan to death, then returned to Lift to report his 1074th successful kill.

Edited November 28, 2022 by Ookla the Untitled

[Immortal Platypus]

This pleased the people, as they hated Shallan and loved Wyndle.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just then, Adolin walked in.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*laugh track*

[Immortal Platypus]

The people didn't care and continued cheering for Shallan's death.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Adolin died of sorrow. The cheering stopped, because everyone loved Adolin.

[Immortal Platypus]

Then it resumed somewhat hesitantly because they wanted Shallan dead slightly more than they cared that Adolin was now dead.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Why does everyone hate Shallan, anyway? Bookwyrm though from his little Narrator pocket dimension.