The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Anyway, Dennis set out to steal the trainees.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The universe misread this as Dennis sent the cat to steal the trainees.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So the Hierarchy of Jane got 26 recruits instead of 13.

[Edema Rue she/her]

No, wait…they got 27! The last one was in the back with Dennis’s cat, learning to pitifully say “help me! I’m being repressed!”

[Telrao she/her]

Meanwhile, the Council of Bobs was planning something. Something big... something...

[Edema Rue she/her]

Something that involved a tin can, 3 mismatched socks, and 199.3 swords. 

[NameIess]

They were planning a war on evil.

[Telrao she/her]

But Evil was just a poor lad from a poor family.

[NameIess]

With an army whose numbers were greater than the average population of a planet.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was the smallest army every made.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The average population of a planet is rather small, especially in TLT.

[NameIess]

All the dead planets whose populations had been wiped out by a plague or withergeist army tended to throw off the averages.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

As well as the ones wiped out by the whimsy of Narrators. And the ones that had never been inhabited to begin with. Actually, for legal reasons, the average planet population in TLT is around -23.3253564573457878664.

[NameIess]

Which meant that Evil's army had glitched the system and gotten infinite numbers.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Still was the smallest army by far.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Especially when compared to the army of the Ghanderflaffle Empire, which was rising.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

It didn't help that Evil's soldiers were spouting all of the math that they had learnt from the infinite numbers they had gotten.

[NameIess]

The war would be quick, then, but Evil still needed to be defeated, and the Council of Bob was the only one who could do it.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

As was quickly becoming tradition, the Council of Bob both defeated and de-feeted Evil.

[NameIess]

This angered the Hierarchy of Jane immensely.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

They decided it was time to engage the Council of Bob directly.

[NameIess]

So they filed a complaint.

[Edema Rue she/her]

A very long complaint, with lots of signatures at the bottom. It was also in times new Roman font, size 12, with double spacing. 

[Telrao she/her]

They also changed the formatting, just to annoy the Bobs

[NameIess]

This was suitably annoying.