The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Bob #1 had hidden inside a bush. He had learned the value of not being seem.

[NameIess]

Bob #1 wasn't the #2 hero in TLT for nothing. He evaded the manhunt easily.

Edited November 14, 2022 by Nameless

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

But he had more trouble evading the pineapples.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Bob #1 had a couple tricks up his sleeve.

[Telrao she/her]

But Bob #3 was hungry, and had eaten all Bob #1's tricks earlier.

[NameIess]

So Bob #1 had to improvise.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

He found a pair of pants and put several cantaloupes inside them.

[Telrao she/her]

Bob #3, still being hungry, smelled the cantaloupes and lead the hunters directly to Bob#1

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bob #1 cursed and hid in a big, tall bush with a long wooden growth at the bottom.

[NameIess]

This turned out to be a mangrove tree, so he followed the roots down into the lush cave beneath.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, lush caves are found under azalea trees, not mangroves. Fortunately, this wasn't minecraft, so Bob #1 found one regardless.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm groaned.

"We'd better not go into a minecraft phase again."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

There were many strixes in the cave.

[Telrao she/her]

Bob #4 was very surprised at Bob #1's arrival, as this was his personal cave.

[NameIess]

Bob #1 handed him a gold coin.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Bob #17 had joined the hunting party, and burst in through the cave ceiling. "There he is!" They shouted. Butt Venture's hunting party streamed into the cave, preparing to capture Bob #1 and Bob #3 for aiding him.

[NameIess]

Bob #3 was very angry with them for intruding without giving him a gold coin, so he killed 37 hunters and beat Bob #17 to unconsciousness.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Bob #42 appeared.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone gasped. How could this be?!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Were there 21 heroes on TLT now? What about their endorsement deals?!?

[NameIess]

(There were actually 100 heroes on the council of Bob. They'd merely sent their twenty best to defeat Darth Barnacles)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The force of this retcon summoned pineapples into the lush cave.

[NameIess]

(Look here you annoying Narrator. I'm trying my best to keep continuity here, and I don't need random pineapples screwing things up. Keep this up, and I'll have no choice but to Continuity you.)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The wind whistled. "OOOHHHH! That's a nice threat! Mind if I borrow it?"

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Listen, pal. How many times have you said "Suddenly, pineapples!"? at least I have some originality.

Edited November 15, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra