The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Of course. They’re right here-

the cry of an eagle sounded in the distance.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A woman appeared in the midst of a verdant field. She wore simple clothing, and had black hair and deep green eyes.

She began to walk towards the cry of the eagle.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But try as she might, the cry was always just out of sight.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The woman lay down and wept.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

A flower swallowed her.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Her tears became the seeds of the new worlds.

Each of them soaked through the formless verdant field. They twinkled in a sourceless light, and ignited, becoming the universe's first stars. Planets and beings came into existence. Galaxies, systems, structures beyond mortal imagining. An infinite, boundless existence sprung forth from her sorrow.

And yet, through it all, the woman wept, unseeing of the majesty she was creating.

Edited October 24, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd. Basically.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

A sandwich appeared.

This is important.

Edited October 24, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

A sandwich appeared.

This is important.

I walk around, searching for it and wailing

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

No more thread mixing!

The Sandwich returns from whence it came.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I leave promptly.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"This needs a soundtrack!" said the fly.

17SSO?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

A flower dances.

[NameIess]

And so an audience appears to watch it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This audience boos the little flower and crushes it's dreams, literally.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm remarked that for a brand new TLT, it seemed pretty much like the old one.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The above statement was made unrelevant because it was too much like TLT.

The little flower went home, crying because there was no hope for her dreams anymore.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

...This still is TLT. Just in a different form.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

...This still is TLT. Just in a different form.

That is what it is supposed to be, TLT but with a different prompt and not cosmere, we'll see how long it lasts.

The young flower had only one friend in the world, her pet caterpillar.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But that is moot.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Moot the caterpillar had a bad habit of eating pineapples.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Moot was your average caterpillar.

[NameIess]

But the flower still loved him.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Until Moot robbed the pineapple bank and was wanted for his crime by the caterpillar police.

Edited October 24, 2022 by That1Cellist

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Because caterpillars only eat pineapples. Pineapples from MacBurger Barn to be exact.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

MackBurger Barn was sued by angry customers who said the name was misleading. They had come to eat burgers, but had instead found pineapples.

Edited October 24, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Accidentally typed "pinepapples" instead of pineapples, somehow.