The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

It tasted multiversal.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Shadow was gone. Indefinitely. And the shade was now pretty storming powerful.

[NameIess]

And also possibly being controlled by Shadow from beyond the grave.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm sent a message throughout the thread that this was a momentous page and that it needed to be celebrated!

[NameIess]

And so a gigantic party was thrown.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

By Butt Venture, just as he had four hundred twenty two pages ago.

Edited October 21, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

This time everyone was too busy with plot to show up.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Except for Burg the Grub, Butt's closest friend.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, there was one other person who had plenty of time to come to parties.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Even more unfortunately, this person attended Butt's party with the sole purpose of ruining it.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Even worse, this didn't happen on a Tuesday.

[NameIess]

It happened on a Monday.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

AGH.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Is this another italicized conversation?

[Knight of Iron she/they]

No.

[NameIess]

Of course it is. Don't worry, they can't hear us.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

But what about the other Narrators?

[NameIess]

They're too wrapped up in plot to notice.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

What happens if they notice us?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

THEN WE COME FOR YOUR PIZZA!

[NameIess]

Nothing important. They'll just transform us according to their whims and move on. And take our pizza, I suppose.

Edited October 21, 2022 by Nameless

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Alright. I already ate my pizza, so it's fine.

Also, I'd like to tell Wizard that I like the new profile pic.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Message recieved, it will be processed in one thousand years.

[NameIess]

So, what was it we were talking about?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

This is TLT. Do you expect for me to remember the subject from four posts ago?

Edited October 21, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra