The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist screeched in pain at the realization that people were eating music.

[NameIess]

The people licked their lips and looked at Cellist's cello hungrily.

[That1Cellist he/him]

“No! Stop that! My narrator cello is not for the likes of you!”

[NameIess]

They charged, forks raised.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Nrlyn figured that was not nice of them and called on the universe to open a chasm beneath their feet. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately for Nrlyn it was Karma day and she fell with them, leaving Cellist to play his cello in peace.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately for Cellist, there was a viola player nearby.

[NameIess]

The ensuing battle lasted three days and could be heard for miles.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Many great masterpieces of music were compossed and played in that time.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Nrlyn was sad to be the past, but she accepted it graciously anyway.

[NameIess]

The past wasn't too bad a place anyways. There were plenty of people there.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

And most of them were nice. Yes, Nrlyn would be happy here. She fell out of relevancy forever.

[NameIess]

Truthlash was happy to have a new friend.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Nrlyn was happy too, and she found some pineapple slushies.”

[NameIess]

They were absolutely delicious.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Stormwarden watched, wary of time shfting.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the time shift still managed to sneak up on him.

This concludes our foray into the much cooler and better future. We now return to present day, where Eof and Foe are still fighting and the prophecy is still extremely far from being fulfilled.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Which is sad.

[NameIess]

Yes, well, the anti-continuity league simultaneously ran out of funding and got murdered by paradox goblins, so we have to do this.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Now the narrators were forced to write in bold AND italicized.

Edited October 17, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[NameIess]

For a limited time. Soon we'll get back to business as usual. Until then, enjoy this intermission from the normal craziness.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This phase of normal craziness was un-narrated immediately.

Edited October 17, 2022 by That1Cellist

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

And everyone was sad.

[NameIess]

But then something incredible happened.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Absolutely nothing.