The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Oreos were tired of people interfering, and so summoned Noot by sacrificing themselves.

@Ranryu

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Flesk kept on walking, ignoring the hole in it's side. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

THe Flesk got pneumonia 

[That1Cellist he/him]

Noot was angered that it's servants work had been disrespected.

[NameIess]

Mythos' meeting was quite thoroughly interrupted. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Nowhere cursed, leaving. Impossible followed. Spook just sat in the corner throwing popcorn at the kittens while he watched the show.

[That1Cellist he/him]

That had been Noot's goal. He then chased after the Flesk to punish it for taking the soup.

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot wanted cookies. Was this Flesk thing trying to prevent Noot from getting them?

I just got quadruple ninjad 

Edited October 12, 2022 by Ranryu

[NameIess]

The attack kittens nodded.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Suddenly, pineapple cookies.

[NameIess]

The attack kittens carried them to Noot carefully.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Assassin sharks kiled Noot.

[NameIess]

The kittens exacted great vengeance on the assassin sharks.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The New Ghanderflaffle Empire declared war on the kittens.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This involved a lot of force feeding of tuna smoothies.

...Which was weird, because the assassin sharks ate normal tuna all the time.

Edited October 12, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd.

[NameIess]

The old Ghanderflaffle empire allied with the kittens, and so a devstating war began.

Edited October 12, 2022 by Nameless

[That1Cellist he/him]

Noot was reincarnated like firefight.

[NameIess]

He was reincarnated into a world of death and fighting.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacle and his storm pirates wreaked havoc on both sides.

[NameIess]

And through it all, Eof and Foe manipulated everything.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Foe found themself strapped to an altar to Empress Kittensal Attakla Venitsi.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Typical. Of course he had to be sacrificed right when his golf program was set to air on television.

Edited October 12, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

Foe smiled inwardly as the sacrifice ritual began. All was going according to plan.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

One of the people doing the ritual sneezed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The half kittens chanted, the leader proceeded to use their long, glowing, mordite-alloy blade to stab Foe in the heart.