The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He started consuming more and more, gaining more powers.

[NameIess]

Soon, he was unstoppable.

…or so he thought.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Indeed, Bob's own destructive hunger caused his own downfall.

He fell into a food coma.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Boba Felt became the daimyo of TLT.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Until page 2200, which was prophesized to destroy him since it was a milestone... oh wait.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles assassinated Bob.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Who was assassinated by Boba Felt.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Who was murdered by Jim.

[NameIess]

Who was a servant of Eof.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Eof was given a present with a label on it that read, "For Eof, thanks for doing-" there rest was smudged.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The label also had a bite out of it.

[NameIess]

He opened it carefully.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Eof was not stupid, and knew that this was an assassination attempt. He should know, it was a part of his plan, after all.

[NameIess]

But he also knew that it couldn't hurt him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Inside the box was a small pile of a grainy like sand-ish substance.

[NameIess]

Eof dumped the sand in a bucket of water.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The water evaporated immediately.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Chaos ensued.

[NameIess]

Predicted chaos.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But not on that day.

[NameIess]

For that day was yet to come.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It had not made it to the bus stop on time.

[NameIess]

And indeed, it may never come at all.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

That Day had found an alternate form of transportation in a skateboard, but it was taking a while.

[NameIess]

And the cops were after it for skateboarding on the highway.