The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Turned out that Ghanderflaffle flatulence caused planets to explode in much the same way that Selffalfrednahg sneezes did, so the soothing melody averted a great crisis, much to everyone (non personified)'s relief.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A culture called Flatinaohso started in the wake of destruction. it was the most interesting and bizarre culture in reality so far.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Stormwarden was studying this culture.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

It was extremely fascinating.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

First, they were born at the age of 40 years old. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Second, they reversed age back and forth. They had a lifespan of eight hundred years.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Some rare few would live for thousands.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

This caused some problems, as their hierarchy was entirely based on age (ie actually lived years) and there was no way to tell whether that seemingly 80-yo had lived more years than this apparent baby.

Edited September 5, 2022 by Just a Silvereye

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

This problem had been solved by the fact that their eye color and ear shape evolved over time.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, plastic surgery existed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

So a lot of misinformation and misleading age happened in that culture.

[Cosmerenomics Enthusiest.]

It caused almost everyone to go insane and started burning the remnants of their cursed fascinating culture to deny the future all the knowledge they could

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A dark oculator took over Doofenshmirtz incorporated.

[NameIess]

He got destroyed by the Ocularinator.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This angered the librarian Violists.

[NameIess]

So Doofenshmirtz made a Violainator.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

It made an earsplitting sound as millions of violists were killed.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Doofenshmirtz was attacked by an arkeyan conquertron.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Perry the platypus killed the arkeyan conquertron.

[Turtle they/them]

The townspeople created a religion that worships perry, in honor of his great deeds.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Stormwarden watched in fascination, still undetected by anyone.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Perry was quickly killed by Kaos.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Who was quickly killed by Z.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Who was subdued by Eon.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Who was destroyed by Zanza.