The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

"Oh, you're not a peace Narrator?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Oh, you're not a peace Narrator?"

"I thought you wanted to punch me for other reasons...Nevermind! I am here for the Queste."

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"I thought you wanted to punch me for other reasons...Nevermind! I am here for the Queste."

“Well then, welcome to the team! What exactly is this quest, by the way?”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

“Well then, welcome to the team! What exactly is this quest, by the way?”

"I can feel the Queste building, but I don't know what will come of it."

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

However, this flute was magic and only Wit could play it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Everyone (non-personified) was confused because the flute in question had appeared in the basement with them.

"Uh..." Bookwyrm said. "If everyone's here, we can leave, but what do we do about the flute?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The flute was suddenly stolen by a sentient pineapple by the name of Banana Joe.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But everyone was still happy, and would not revolt.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, the questers were very sad because they didn't know what quest they were participating in.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The universe sent them a message. "Avoid the peace narrators and find the sacred banana."

[NameIess]

Lard had no idea where that was, nor did any of his 656 brothers.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Lightseeker didn't know what it was either.

[NameIess]

The only person who knew what and where the sacred banana was was the Ghanderflaffle royal librarian.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And he had been murdered a few pages ago.

[NameIess]

So the only place the party could go to in order to learn the information they needed was the Ghanderflaffle Royal Library.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Thankfully, they could still find the bananas whilst maintaining peace.

[NameIess]

By sneaking in to the library without the Ghanderflaffles finding them. As long as they were sneaky, the Ghanderflaffles wouldn't declare war on the entire human race because of the dire insult of trespassing on their most sacred grounds.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Narrators began forming a master plan to sneak into the Library that would make Eof proud.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was very masterful, even for a master plan.

Edited August 31, 2022 by Landing Sequence

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, it was all foiled by a five year old Ghanderflaffle who was sitting up late in the library re-reading his favorite book, The Dog and the Dragon.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast ate his book. Samanth celebrated the 2100 year. Mysterious X caused the Ghanderflaffles to turn into small kittens. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm went and sat down next to the Ghanderflaffle and helped her read the book.

Edited August 31, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd.

[NameIess]

And thus the ninjas betrayal occurred, ending the longest era of peace that TLT had ever known.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The party was imprisoned, for eternity.

[NameIess]

While the Ghanderflaffle empire raged war on the rest of TLT, quite successfully.