The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Every time something happened suddenly, a million more ordinary people caught RD.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Suddenly stormtroopers!

[NameIess]

Cities burned to the ground as society began to collapse.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Suddenly Darth Vabers!

[NameIess]

Something had to be done!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately Narrator Wizard had been infected with the suddenly disease.

Suddenly scales everywhere!

[NameIess]

So the Ghanderflaffles hired an assassin to kill him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Suddenly failure!

[NameIess]

So they hired Rep to do it instead.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Suddenly Death!

[NameIess]

The death of Wizard. Rep managed to steal a purified Mordite sword from somewhere and stab the crazed Narrator with it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Suddenly Revival!

[NameIess]

Turned out Rep had missed his heart.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Suddenly hidding!

[NameIess]

Rep managed to track Wizard down, but it took thirty years.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Suddenly CHAOS!

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Rep was too late and everyone was already dead, so he went home cause there was no one left to pay him.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Suddenly broke!

[NameIess]

Fortunately, there were plenty of resources left to be scavenged by prospective fortune hunters.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Suddenly Cellist caught Suddenly!

[That1Cellist he/him]

Suddenly the Cellist realized it was apparently a disease!

Edited September 1, 2022 by That1Cellist

[NameIess]

Which meant that Wizard was now free from it!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Finally that disease sucked! Everyone(non-personified) wanted to kill me, for some reason."

Edited September 1, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

Nameless gestured towards all of the poor dead bodies that had once been afflicted with Randomness Disease.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Suddenly, they became zombies!