The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Then why would you destroy your home?" Asks another being.

[NameIess]

45 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Then why would you destroy your home?" Asks another being.

The being collapsed into nothing, then exploded outwards again. "I will not destroy it. I will remake it without Narrators. No longer will annoyances and randomness constantly plague me."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Narrators are the voice of this world, another, somewhat familiar voice added. Defying their will is impossible. You cannot usurp their control in any way at all, for even the machinations of those who claim to control existence are subject to their whims. They come from beyond; they weave the fabric of all that is here.

Without them, nothing exists.

Edited August 30, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist thought that a more peaceful TLT would be interesting.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm remarked that all he needed to do to have that was narrate it.

The only problem was too many narrators dislike the idea of a peaceful TLT, and multiple narrators controlled it.

Edited August 30, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

The being flucuated. "I... um, shoot. I didn't expect this to work so well."

The illusion vanished, and Nameless stepped forward. "Hey Wizard, my Author wanted me to tell you that he's impressed you managed to give an unrelated character a glimpse of him. Also, he says to tell you that he's not a tyrant like you implied."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Wait, author? Isn't that just the Narrator's purest form? Why do we need to throw around new terminology?" Bookwyrm asked.

[NameIess]

"What? New term? it's been around for over a thousand pages. Authors are the creators of Narrators. They just don't get openly involved in Plot much."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Oh."

Bookwyrm frowned. "I guess I've kind of just merged the two in my head. Regardless....what happens now? We still haven't fully re-made the universe."

[NameIess]

"Hm? Oh, I guess we finish remaking it."

Nameless finished remaking the universe.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm chose one planet for Butt Venture, Eof, Esmeralda, and everyone else to re-form on.

"Again?" Rym asked as he reformed. "Why do you narrators have to do this so often?"

Found the Kitten mewed, saying that he was quite used to it by now and didn't mind.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"It's their way." Replied Lightseeker. "I can see it in their minds."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym had learned how to use mind-shielding.

"My narrator can read minds and see the future, too, so he gave me some tips."

[NameIess]

Nameless appeared before Rym. "I can easily bypass your mind shielding. Want to see my do it?"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym raised an eyebrow.

[NameIess]

"You are currently thinking of the game."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm groaned loudly.

"I did not need that right now," Bookwyrm said.

The game was then explained to Rym, who had not heard of it before. He lost. For the first time.

It was very sad.

Edited August 30, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

Nameless laughed with evil glee.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard started dying of laughter.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was too late to call an ambulance.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He survived.

[NameIess]

By the skin of his teeth.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Literally.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

He had used a pocket knife to scrape the enamel off his teeth, which he then used to bandage the many skin wounds he had gotten from laughing so much, because that’s how injuries work.

[NameIess]

Nameless realized that he should have been a little more specific when describing the new universe he'd recreated.