The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yugi Mutou was offended by this and hired a consultant. 

[NameIess]

The consultant was offended to be hired for such a petty purpose, so they hired a consultant

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was Seto Kaiba.

[NameIess]

He was a terrible consultant.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He declared that he must duel Yugi immediately to determine the outcome. And the true millenium puzzle around Yugi's neck brought out Yami Yugi in Yugi to fight Kaiba.

[NameIess]

Esmerelda had no idea what was going on, as she'd never watched Yu-gi-oh.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Large monsters appeared and it appeared that Yami Yugi was losing.

[NameIess]

Esmerelda decided to go see if Nin could help solve the puzzle.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was a fake puzzle.

[NameIess]

But it still worked for unbanishing people.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was an unbanishing puzzle. Only one had ever been made.

[NameIess]

Nin told Esmerelda that in order to solve the puzzle, she needed the soul of a trickster.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Everyone (non personified) went looking for Hoid.

Then again, basically any narrator would do....

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

She pulled a few out of her pocket.

Edited August 29, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard
Ninja'ed

[NameIess]

The ninjas stole them all.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

She asked Nin if she could train under him to avoid ninjas.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Eof returned at this point, but was attacked by Ninjas.

[NameIess]

Nin laughed wisely, then told Esmerelda that the solution was worse than the problem in this case.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But Esmerelda had disappeared, seeing Eof for the first time in millenia.

[NameIess]

They were very happy. And even happier when Esmerelda told Eof that he was a father.

Edited August 29, 2022 by Nameless

[That1Cellist he/him]

But angry man was still angry.

[NameIess]

He was angry that he was still angry. very angry.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So a caring narrator gave him a good life

[NameIess]

Then an uncaring Narrator took it away while juggling thirteen bananas and seven pineapples.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The uncaring Narrator met a untimely end, SCHOOL!