The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the harp was taped to Kaladin’s forehead, and was thus unplayable.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Kaladin's depression powered harp beat even Hoid's master flute skills.

[NameIess]

And thus Kaladin conquered everyone.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so it was written and so it shall be done. What is written in stone always comes to pass. 

[NameIess]

In other news, the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The stone wrote, "A completely new species shall subjugate all."

[NameIess]

This new species turned out to be the Ghanderfleffles.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They had red noses and had blue scales, a species never seen before.

[NameIess]

Their dominion was all-encompassing, but brief. It  ended after five minutes.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Then their depression set in.

[NameIess]

And the Ghanderflaffle empire killed them all.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Mysterious X glared at everyone. all at the same time.

[NameIess]

Nameless poked him in the eyeball.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Someone(non-personified) gave Hoid the death star.

[NameIess]

He used it to great effect.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It really scoured out his insides.

[NameIess]

And his outsides. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was just what he had needed to end his depression.

[NameIess]

Which was odd.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yet, who were the narrators to question the unquestionable hoid.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Hoid was going through a novel experience: He was becoming questionable.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He'd robbed some banks.

[NameIess]

And gotten arrested by a squad of hypercompetent police officers, who were now interrogating him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was a squad of squirrels.

[NameIess]

They were very effective.