The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Everyone(non-personified) seemed perfectly fine. No narrators could mess up their lives.

[NameIess]

Then Uncle Brandy announced his new education plan. It involved a one-size-fits-all approach.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It succeded against all odds.

[NameIess]

But everyone still hated it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And yet they still participated in it.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

But that success annoyed greatly the Very Slightly Extremely Evil Witch of the North-northwest, who considered Uncle Brandy to be nothing but a hack who succeded by pure luck.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Uncle Brandy drew up a new housing 0lan.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This annoyed TVSEEWOTNN even more.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist asked who that was.

[NameIess]

The Very Slightly Extremely Evil Witch of the North-Northwest decided to take action against Brandy the hack. So she hired a... you know what, actually she cursed him with an incredibly horrible curse:

[That1Cellist he/him]

It was not unlike Steven's curse.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Except that this time, everyone else thought that anything Uncle Brandy did at all was evil and horrendous.

It was the ultimate form of Stephen's former curse.

Edited August 27, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

Adreus the spellborn sued for copyright infringement.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The court battle was long, convoluted, intense, and involved the hiring of many consultants.

[NameIess]

But Adreus had bribed and blackmailed the jury, so in the end the result was clear.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Uncle brandy was overthrown by a man named Biarlian. he and his crew took over the government within days.

[NameIess]

Then Adreus overthrew Biarlian with the aid of his undead crew of ancient wizards.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

They were overthrown by Darth Barnacles and his crew of undead.

[NameIess]

They were overthrown by Eof, whose master plan was coming to fruition.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Hello There." Called Eof.

[NameIess]

Then Adreus mind-controlled Eof with a magical spell.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

 Adreus-controlled Eof was then overthrown by Uncle Brandy and his crew of undead kandra, completing the cycle that was bound to repeat itself until the heat death of the universe or one of the people in it grew bored.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Eof wized up to Adreus and banished him to a place of light and beauty.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Adreus screeched in terror

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

He landed head in the sand, and was greeted by all the people who had been banned to the same place by Eof over his 3000 years of existence. They were many.