The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This meant that the Handerfles were massacred by the bradminks because no one would help them.

[NameIess]

Which was unfortunate, because the Handerfles were one of the seventy-five thousand types of Ghanderflaffles that were completely immune to the anti-chicken device.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard made it two million types of Ghanderflaffles that were completely immune to the anti-chicken device.

[NameIess]

But then they all died, so there were only three types of Ghanderflaffles that were immune to the anti-chicken device. Those types were:

[+Doomstick he/him]

Rising Imperial Ghanderflaffles

Risen Imperial Ghanderflaffles

Fallen Imperial Ghanderflaffles

 

this was fortuitous because the Ghanderflaffle Empire was rising

Edited August 2, 2022 by DoomStick

[NameIess]

They were using the power of the anti-chicken device to obliterate the chickenlike limits on their powers.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

mraize wondered if he was still a character.

[NameIess]

He wasn't.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He was part of the setting

[NameIess]

He was more like an extra than an actual character.

Edited August 2, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so stepped on all the time. In-fact everyone used him as a stepstool.

[NameIess]

It was a hard life.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Especially after the fact he had been betrayed, killed, misused, and killed again in the course of TLT. He, as most did, had a revenge arc against Thaidakar.

[NameIess]

Or he tried to. Turned out that only characters were allowed to have things like arcs.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mraize started trying to get the characters' attention so they could help him out.

[NameIess]

This was of course impossible. Characters could no more take particular notice of him than they could take notice of a average-looking cloud.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Suddenly something terrible happened. so inconceivably horrible that even the mimes were terrified.

Jim Carey arrived in TLT and started dancing weirdly.

[NameIess]

Nameless killed Jim immediately, before he could do any more harm.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A hedgehog gave Nameless a hotdog and a gift card to olive garden.

[NameIess]

Nameless gave the gift card to @Thaidakar the Ghostblood as a peace offering.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A eagle stole it.

Edited August 3, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist watched in amusement.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar scratched his head then scowled. Was that a storming fly come straight towards him! Thaidakar used his narration powers to turn it to dust. the fly had been a fierce enemy of Thaidakar's from a forgotten story.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The story had once been written down, but the fly had eaten it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It had given him digestive problems.