The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Nameless grabbed a secret item from Unintelligible, nodding gratefully. "Thanks. This'll be a lot of help in the race."

[That1Cellist he/him]

It was a pineapple.

[NameIess]

A pineapple with a very important secret inside.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fleet put on a better pair of running shorts.

[NameIess]

Nameless tied Thaidakar's shoelaces.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nale swore by Kelek's breath.

[NameIess]

He'd noticed the dagger in his right leg.

[That1Cellist he/him]

And his honorblade was missing. Thankfully, he was also a radiant

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the dagger was stuck in his leg pretty bad.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar untied than retied his shoelaces. the right way this time. he prepared his secret potato weapons and infinity stones.

[NameIess]

Nameless waved to Unintelligible, who prepared to start the race.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar also prepared something that he would only use if things went wrong or if he needed it to win. it was a dire thing and only few knew that Thaidakar had it.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible fired off a pistol, and the race began.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard started preparing the drinking competition.

[NameIess]

Moni prepared to win the drinking contest.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Stormwarden confused everyone. In the meantime, an evil voice laughed "I COME!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Many cosmere characters appeared for the contest from Rock to Hoid.

[NameIess]

And Nameless used Soulmover's magic system (Which he had mastered) to steal all their energy.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

all the their energy disappeared. Thaidakar raced onto his bike and went faster than the speed of light using potato energy that he had gotten from his monkey friends. he one the race in a few seconds.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast had already beaten them all.

[NameIess]

Seeing Thaidakar's speed, Nameless quickly pulled out his secret weapon, an arc pulse generator designed to destroy any beskar alloy which he used to destroy Thaidakar's bike, causing the poor Narrator to 'one' the race. (whatever that meant). Then he dashed across the lake, securing a solid third place, finishing a respectable  two seconds behind the Quarkbeast, seven seconds behind Fleet.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so the second competition was to take place the next day.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm declared the results fair, as no illegal narration had been used.

He then asked Thaidakar again for a list of beskar alloys and their compositions, because Thaidakar didn't hear the first time.

[NameIess]

This one was up to Nameless to create, so he decided to take the opposite approach to Thaidakar's no-Narration race.

"While the first contest tested our physical abilities, the second contest shall test our skills in Narration. It shall be as follows: We will get another Narrator to come up with a fairly random prompt, (for example: Chaos and Order) and then we will both attempt to Narrate something in the theme of that prompt within a predetermined time limit. Then, all the Narrators will vote on the victor, whoever receives more votes will win the round. There will be three round, with three different prompts and categories: Magic, World, and Character.

[+Doomstick he/him]

this was because The First Time was a misspelling of The First Mime, who a) could not speak and b) was busy repairing the 3rd wall