The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar grasped his temples, "UGH! the headache! also, IM SORRY MONI!" he proceeded to hyperventilate.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard teleported Thaidakar into the explosion room.

[NameIess]

Nameless slapped Thaidakar on the face. "Stop overreacting. You are so frustratingly human sometimes."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Nameless and Thaidakar were promptly attacked by Romans wielding Roman candles.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm jumped in and saved them with his Narrationblade because he wanted to see what was going to happen next.

[Lament on the Wind she/her]

Bookwyrm got destroyed by another wave of the Candlestick Romans and WindjoggerTriggerhappy laughed gleefully as the slaughter of Sanderfans stretched into eternity!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast dropped a small gun-like device by WindjoggerTriggerhappy

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm came back because he was a Narrator.

 

[NameIess]

But then the romans pulled out a cannonball.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Roman appeared, having both the Jet and Tank stamps on his hand.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Romans died because their capes got caught in...

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

A jet turbine. Roman, however, was not dead, as he had no cape.

No Capes!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yells Edna.

[NameIess]

Then she got pulled into a black hole by her cape.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Roman, who was not a roman, decided to punch Nameless.

[NameIess]

Nameless was ready for this and teleported Roman's little sister in the way of the punch.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Roman had no siblings, however. He was also in a berzerker rage, and magically reinforced due to the tank stamp.

[NameIess]

So Nameless teleported Roman's mom into the way of the punch.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Roman no longer had any family to teleport, and he could not see ghosts.

[NameIess]

But he could see his revived mother.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

However, it did not pierce his berzerker rage.

[NameIess]

Nameless winced as Roman's punch smashed right through his mother and then bounced harmlessly off his indestructable skull.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Roman calmed down, he just wanted to punch Nameless.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So Wizard offered Roman fists that could punch through anything.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Roman accepted, then went to seek out this substance called "anything".