The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar observed the movie about Eof's evil plans from a theater on New Orleans.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This was a blooper reel of all his previous failed plans in a cartoon.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

it was quite entertaining really, especially when Bugs Bunny made the occasional appearance.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The roadrunner and coyote occasionally joined as well.

[NameIess]

But in the end, Eof successfully made a plan too incredible to fail. Part of it included the mind control ray that shot out of the movie projector, bending Thaidakar to Eof's will instantly.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This actually worked and EoF cried, because it had been the first time one of his plans had actually worked.

Edited June 29, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

This was all part of Eof's plan. As was the elimination of Wizard. Narrators who didn't take him seriously were extremely dangerous to his self esteem.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The elimination of Wizard failed and Eof was destined to always fail to kill narrators as they just refused to stay dead.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar freed himself in a matter of minutes, it really was easy for him.

[NameIess]

All of this was part of Eof's master plan, which was completely unstoppable.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm took the last journal, and found and empty page at the back.

As Eof began conducting his weird plan, and began trying to eliminate Narrators, Bookwyrm summoned his Narrationblade as a pen and wrote:

Eof's plan is no longer unstoppable.

Because a Narrator had Narrated it, it was true.

(Unless another Narrator reversed it.)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Meanwhile a unstoppable Shagaru Magala entered the thread and started destroying everything, while fulfilling @The Bookwyrm's narrating.

Edited June 30, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

13 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm took the last journal, and found and empty page at the back.

As Eof began conducting his weird plan, and began trying to eliminate Narrators, Bookwyrm summoned his Narrationblade as a pen and wrote:

Eof's plan is no longer unstoppable.

Because a Narrator had Narrated it, it was true.

(Unless another Narrator reversed it.)

But this was all part of the plan. Even the part where something had not been according to his plan. It was all part of the plan. The plan to make the Narrators think they finally had a chance to break free of his control. All so that Eof could finally. Truly. Completely control them all for all time. The culmination of nearly 2,000 pages of work was finally here.

Edited June 30, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Meanwhile the narrators were busying fighting the Shagaru Magala and failing. This caused the frenzy virus to spread through out the land.

[NameIess]

This was an important facet of Eof's master plan.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So important that if it was stopped his plan to remove puncuation would fail

[NameIess]

That was an unimportant subplan that may or may not have been intentionally intended to fail in order for his real plan to succeed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Eof was thus proven to be a genius. Thaidakar marveled at the plan and it's weaves. he complimented it and said, "Eof, that's truly masterful. wanna help me write a book about TLT?"

[NameIess]

Eof smiled. “No. Why would I need help writing about what I caused?”

Edited June 30, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

He shrugged, "it's always good to have someone looking over for errors in the writing. I've found that out myself the hard way."

[NameIess]

Eof was of course far to omnipotent and omniscient to make a mistake, but he didn't see the point in explaining this to a lowly lifeform such as a Narrator, so instead he simply faded away.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

It was at that moment Eof was turned into a measly waffle. an army of almighty Almights had come to destroy him.

[NameIess]

This was all part of Eof's master plan. He laughed as the almighty Almights' powers were sucked out, then transferred into him. Then he crushed them under his thumb and vanished to a place where no one could find him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

His hiding place could only be found on page 2,000 or if he wanted the person to find it. The second option usually was very bad for the person who found it.

[NameIess]

Such as poor Timmy, who was shapeshifted into Eof's avatar and let loose on the thread. It took him less than three seconds to kill Nameless' entire army of former Thaidakavatars.

Edited June 30, 2022 by Nameless