The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

This goal was, of course, impossible.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm took Crazy Bob's Journal and hid it in the Fourth Dimension. Found the Kitten was guarding it.

The journal had said that it was only volume one of ten, and once you had all ten journals, the secrets of the Thread would be revealed.

Bookwyrm went on a quest to find the other nine journals.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook and his Spookian army escaped with the intent of destroying Eof once and for all. They immediately sent for their dear friends, the ghanderflaffles.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The krakitrice had eaten all the ghanderflaffle's swords. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the krackitrice was turned into a waffle by someone named Jeffy Jefferson.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the Ghanderflaffle empire was still in the middle of a devastating civil war. The General was too busy to send aid, as her troops were outnumbered ten to one.

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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

So instead, the Selffalfrednahgs pledged their support to the Spookians.

[NameIess]

This part was according to Eof's plan

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm, in his quest, had found four more journals. He now had half of them.

However, he was somewhat worried that this was all according to Eof's plan.

Wait, wasn't I the narrator who originally created Eof?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Yes, but I have ascended now and am under the control of no one." Replied Eof, while breaking the laws of TLT.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm reminded Eof that there weren't any breakable laws in TLT.

He then found another journal. He now had six of the ten.

[NameIess]

Nameless gasped in horror as he felt Eof's transgressions against natural law, becoming aware of the being for the first time.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm found three more of Crazy Bob's journals. He now only needed one more in order to figure out how to beat Eof, at least temporarily.

Unfortunately, the last journal was...

[NameIess]

In the deepest depths of the farthest sea.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm consulted a map to figure out where the farthest sea was, and if he would have to go to another planet to get there.

[NameIess]

He would have to travel all the way across the thread, till the farthest sea was nearest.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm began his journey, using his narrator powers to ambiguously propel himself at incredible speeds to the other side of the thread.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, travelling to the farthest sea caused it to become the nearest instead.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm narrated the journal into the Nearest Sea instead of the Farthest Sea.

"Wow," he remarked. "Being a narrator is handy."

Bookwyrm put on a suit capable of withstanding great water pressures and dove into the water, using his Windrunner abilities to lash himself towards the bottom of the Nearest Sea.

[NameIess]

It was at the bottom of the Nearest Sea that he found the final guardian of the journal.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was....

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

an uncooked fish made of moldy cheese.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Along with a waffle that turned back into The Krakitrice.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm summoned his Narrationblade, prepared to fight The Krakitirice and the moldy cheese fish.

But first he asked nicely.

"Can I please have the tenth journal of Crazy Bob?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Krakitrice agreed to these reasonable terms and agreed to let him pass.