The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 This monster had a tendency to force its hosts to not eat lasagna. The No-Lasagna Monster, using Garfield as a host, began trying to escape the Shadow Realm. Meanwhile, the Ghanderflaffle Empire was rising again, as was the newly founded Selffalfrednahg Republic.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 And many other nations besides, including the newly founded Lasagna nation, filled with many happy, yet fat, cats.
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 But the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising the fastest, fueled by the power of possessed Garfield's hunger.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 This encouraged the myriad of other nations to grow faster.
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 But the Ghanderflaffle empire had the advantage in experience. And fame.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 And so the other empires were folded under the superior empire.
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 Which caused the Ghanderflaffle empire to immediately start falling.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 The lasagna cats were suprisingly good at organizing a resistance against a possessed Garfield.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 Except they liberated Garfield.
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 Which finally set him free. Free to die in peace, as Lift had always wanted.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 The monster had stopped possessing him and he died of lasagnation. The monster enjoyed tormenting the people of TLT and giving them lasagnation.
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 Lift was very sad at Garfield's death. For a whole two seconds.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 This was a world record. The longest someone had legitimately been sad at someone's funneral.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 She started cracking jokes at Garfield's funneral.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 They were disappointed he had never became a real mouser.
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 Then the Ghanderflaffle empire fell on top of the funeral.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 Autonomy also took pity on Garfield's parents and brought him back as a returned, complete with a new name.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 Wizard looked back and started laughing at his mistake.
NameIess Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 Nameless slapped Wizard for making a religion that gave him a name.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Posted June 25, 2022 "Sorry bout that." Replied Wizard.
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