The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

He then killed Spook just for fun.

Spook was confused, he wasn't dead, so who had he killed named Spook? not that poor soul who had been a savant once upon a time he hoped...

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Spook was confused, he wasn't dead, so who had he killed named Spook? not that poor soul who had been a savant once upon a time he hoped...

The mysterious figure laughed and killed another Spook.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

The mysterious figure laughed and killed another Spook.

the society of people named Spook, TSOPNS for short, got together to try and find the mysterious figure.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

the society of people named Spook, TSOPNS for short, got together to try and find the mysterious figure.

Which allowed him to lure them into his trap.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Which allowed him to lure them into his trap.

but it was really their trap. they got into a sour predicament where everyone was in a trap, even the mysterious figure. noone was not in a trap so they were in a sticky situation, especially the one in the cage full of pickles.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

but it was really their trap. they got into a sour predicament where everyone was in a trap, even the mysterious figure. noone was not in a trap so they were in a sticky situation, especially the one in the cage full of pickles.

Then the mysterious figure laughed and blew every single Spook to smithereens with the on-site nuclear warhead he’d planted at the site of the trap.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, a narrator narrated The Mysterious Figure's name into Spook right before the nuclear warhead went off.

[NameIess]

And thus all the Spooks in the thread died.

Edited June 28, 2022 by Nameless

[Silva]

The spooks, Spoooks, and Spocks were unharmed, though.

[HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him]

The specks were destroyed by a rouge cantelope however. and the spcks were now under fluffleforfs command

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm was surprised, and impressed, that five new random TLT groups had been narrated into existence over the course of two posts.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

except that the Spooks weren't dead, they had actually been sent to another realm of reality. one full of cotton candy and cheese sandwiches.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They absolutely hated it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

They were much more fond of cheese candy and cotton sandwiches.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook, Thaidakar's Son, started the busy work of making a portal back into TLT. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm pointed out that the weird dimension was technically still part of TLT.

[NameIess]

It was at this point that the evil Spook managed to steal Spook's portal and destroy it after using it to escape back to the normal part of TLT

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm felt bad for not-evil Spook, and all the other Spooks stuck in Cheese and Cotton Candy Land, so he summoned his Narrationblade and used it to open a portal for them to come through.

[NameIess]

This was all part of Eof’s master plan, of course.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He ruled over TLT and no one (non-personified) knew about it.

[NameIess]

Except for crazy Bob.

[HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him]

crazy bob was murdered by a spck

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But Bookwyrm found his journal which detailed the extents of Eof's plan.

[NameIess]

For once, this was not according to Eof's plan.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This was his plan to change cynical to be uncynical to remove his greatest opponent.