The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Especially since evil was subjective when talking about fictional characters.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

The moral questions are indeed profound.

A wild british turkey named Stephen walked into the thread. 

"Hullo!" he said. "I like to knit!"  

He was an evil turkey

[NameIess]

So evil that he'd adopted thirty-seven orphans off the street and raised them, given them a college-level education, and gotten them stable jobs. Truly a specimen of pure evil.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Butt Venture decided to be friends with Stephen in order to make him less evil.

[NameIess]

But of course being friends with a monster like Stephen was impossible. Stephen actually had the audacity to like people, and he even made them feel at home when they came to visit him. It was horrifying to watch.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

But of course being friends with a monster like Stephen was impossible. Stephen actually had the audacity to like people, and he even made them feel at home when they came to visit him. It was horrifying to watch.

He was so atrocious that he founded a nonprofit designed to help others gain a better livelihood. It was despicable the way he used peoples' money in a responsible way.

[NameIess]

Yes, Stephen was an irredeemable villain. He was so evil and dastardly that he managed to convince dozens of common street criminals to abandon their former lives and aid him in carrying out his evil plots.

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Nameless was concerned to see that the army of Thaidakavatars was under the control of Herobrine, so he decided to go fight Render and put a stop to all of the nonsense.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Render thought that everyone had a skewed view of evil. It probably came from Nameless and Thaidakar.

[NameIess]

Nameless kicked down Render's front door. "Hey! Evil monster guy! Surrender now, or I will kill you!"

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Stephen was there too. For moral support

Edited June 6, 2022 by Shining Silhouette

[NameIess]

Stephen didn't tell anyone who he was morally supporting, but they were all certain it was Render.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Stephen was new here and wasn't completely sure who Render was, but he thought he was an all-together well rounded guy.

Also completely evil but each person has their flaws right

[NameIess]

(Stephen was so morally bankrupt that he refused to accept anyone being beyond redemption)

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Stephen was confuzzled. Render and Nameless were having an intense staring contest, and it was extremely awkward for the non-participants

[NameIess]

Nameless brandished his Narrationblade. "Your move, Render." @EmulatonStromenkiin

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar watched with interest.

[NameIess]

Herobrine appeared behind Thaidakar, ready to cause some torment.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Stephen was in the same boat as Thaidakar. They sailed across Render's living room until Render was ready to respond.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar rolled his eyes, he pulled out his enchanted nephrite sword and sent hero brine flying across the infinite world, all the way to the Farlands.

[NameIess]

Herobrine teleported back. "Hello Thaidakar. Good to see you too. I see you're not caught up on recent events."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

he shrugged, "not rlly."

[NameIess]

"Well, I'll inform you. Your avatars are having quite the fun time destroying the universe."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Oh no, is the universe being destroyed again?" Bookwyrm asked. "It's already happened too many times."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

he groaned. suddenly all of his avatars landed in a large center that was able to trap them all and refocus them on other tasks. Thaidakar then made sure it could hold all of them. Thaidakar took the ones he knew were stable, wouldn't do anything insane, or would just live a normal life. all together the ones he took out were 50/90000

[NameIess]

Herobrine laughed, exerting his control over most of Thaidakar's avatars, who used the powers granted them by Rond to destroy Thaidakar's facility and continue their ceaseless rampage.