The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Even more unfortunate for those the narrators liked as they were constantly resurrected

[NameIess]

Moni agreed vehemently with the previous statement.

Edited May 17, 2022 by Nameless

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But that previous post wasn't canon, so no planets had blown up yet.

Edit: This post is also irrelevant because I fell for the end of the page. Ignore it.

Edited May 17, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

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Mono agreed vehemently with the previous statement.

"Nameless, are you okay? You just said 'Mono' as a noun and spoke in non-bold text."

Edited May 17, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

Then Nameless blew up a planet, just for fun.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm hoped no important planets, like Sel or Roshar or Scadrial or Tatooine, would blow up anytime soon.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

As did Snotlout As Well As... because it was fun.

8 pages in the last 24 hours

Edited May 17, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard
Ninja'ed third time today Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

"Nameless, are you okay? You just said 'Mono' as a noun and spoke in non-bold text."

Nameless cried in being on mobile. It really stunted his narrative potential, especially when he attempted to be fluent in the wording I’ll got incredibly- bah! Nameless stalked off angrily.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard asks "Where can I learn how to become fluent in I'll got incredibly-bah!"

---

[NameIess]

Nameless growled angrily at him.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"I would like to learn too!" Sequence said.

[NameIess]

Nameless muttered grumpily under his breath. “Fine. All you got to do is badly use that moving feature on your kermises that lets you swipe to tips “

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm asked Nameless which planet was the one he had blown up.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Nameless muttered grumpily under his breath. “Fine. All you got to do is badly use that moving feature on your kermises that lets you swipe to tips “

"Badly use that... kermises... swipe to tips... what?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard sits stunned at this revelation then asks "What's that?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Sequence said:

"Badly use that... kermises... swipe to tips... what?"

“The you has to make fun Ted.”

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The solution was evident. Nameless had left the shard open, and his younger sibling was messing with it.

[NameIess]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

The solution was evident. Nameless had left the shard open, and his younger sibling was messing with it.

Nameless protected this quite vehemently minded.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This literaly blew up the narrator's minds

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

6 minutes ago, Nameless said:

“The you has to make fun Ted.”

 

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless protected this quite vehemently minded.

Sequence grabbed Nameless by the shoulders and started shaking him. "ARE YOU OKAY?! ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE?! SAY SOMETHING COHERENT!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Interference isn't the fuzzle projected" Wizard

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Interference isn't the fuzzle projected" Wizard

"NOT YOU TOO!"

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Fuzzling the puzzle do internet speed tests down under" refuzzles Wizard

Edited May 17, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Connect fly helicopter anymore anymore Thursday juice time in over the place in North South Dakota," said Bookwyrm, because he wanted to.