The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone screamed at this sudden development.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed and built an empire called the anti-anti-thaidakar league. 

[AonEne he/him]

On 2/11/2022 at 9:29 AM, Firerust said:

And with the return of the Ghanderflaffle Empire came the inevitable return of Uncle Brandy. But he was drinking brandy, not whisky, so that was mega sus.

Ene sneakily pressed the emergency meeting button. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar came into the room warily, "why have you summoned us to the unholy game of among us?"

[AonEne he/him]

"I think Uncle Brandy might be an imposter," Ene admitted. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"Ok" said Thaidakar as he killed Ene with his knife.

[AonEne he/him]

"Oh come on not agai- argleblargle keyndmsvasjdksjvskdjfbvs," Ene said grumpily as she fell over and began dying. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar vents away into the engine room and kills @Doomslug The Destroyer.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug comes back from his afk and baby rages at his death. He vows to drink Thaidakar's blood.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar gives Doomslug some cactus juice and says that it tastes much better.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug agrees, and forgives Thaidakar his sins against the Taynix species. Doomslug finishes his tasks and vibes.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar summons Mjiolnir and smashes a hole in the wall.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug begins clapping at his show of force

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar jumped through the hole and entered the marvel universe as the next Thor actor.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug did not hesitate to jump in after him as the next Loki actor, determined to annoy ThaidaThor forever.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidathor smiled and promoted Doomslug to the next Hulk actor. 

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug smashed Thaidathor into the ground and Ascended as the shard of Preservation, completely breaking the Cosmere Canon.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidathor groaned as he witness the merging of two fandoms, Thaidathor arose now ascended to the shards of Odium and Ruin becoming, DESTRUCTION.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene went with the flow and took up the mantle of Ene Man. 

(Iron Man. I considered Iron Woman or Iron Ene, but this was funnier.) 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidathor or DESTRUCTION smiled, "Ene, I have prepared you for this role for a while, do you accept my mission of destroying preservation?"

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug, as the Vessel of Preservation, also absorbed the powers of Autonomy and Ambition, becoming the shard of Civilization. With this new power, he created an army to kill the other Shards, which he would take and become the New Adonalsium.

"Fools!" He cried, "You do not know what you have done!"

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidathor or DESTRUCTION smiled, "Ene, I have prepared you for this role for a while, do you accept my mission of destroying preservation?"

"Ooh," she said, thinking about it. "I do like destroying things, but Fuzz is such a nice guy. Never mind, as I was speaking someone else ninjaed me and now Civilization exists. Gotta say, I'm in favor of us keeping that around." 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidathor absorbed the shards of Dominon and Mercy becoming EMPIRE. Empire formerly Thaidakar claimed the worlds of, Roshar, Sel, Ashen, Braize and Threnody. and said, I just wanna keep this place, deal with the other shards, my new intention is amazing.

Edited February 14, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug, as Civilization, continued taking shards, taking Devotion and Endowment, becoming the shard of Tradition. 

"I cannot be stopped," He shouted to the Cosmere, "I am a god of Asgard, as well as a Shard of Adonalsium!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Empire sighed as they took the shard of honor and the shard of cultivation becoming Hecker.