The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

the hot dog joining the ranks of evil mutated food villians. The evil hot dog monster's new name was now

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Ted.

[NameIess]

She decided to rule the world via acidic rain.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Ted made the acidic rain by spitting into the clouds. She was poisonous, after all.

Edited January 9, 2022 by Sequence

[Robin Sedai she/her]

The clouds thought this was revolting.

[NameIess]

But after they got acidified, they decided that This. Was. SPARTA!!!! Instead.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

And that they were Brian.

[NameIess]

Destroyers of the world. (At a later date, they grew to regret naming themselves all the same thing)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

But then it was too late, for they were only permitted to make 1 change in a 45-day period.

[NameIess]

So they were stuck calling each other Brian. But at least they were only stuck in the bottle that the combined taskforce of narrators had stuck them in for another 2,000 years right? They'd be out in no time.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Brian was then captured!

and his captor had a Fwiend in Wome!

[NameIess]

This was bery sad.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was a wot of scweaming.

[NameIess]

And a wot of wealy wealy scawy noises.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everywon was wealy scawed.

[NameIess]

except for the Ghanderflaffle weather expert. He was very happy to not have to worry about clouds anymore.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Hoid

[NameIess]

Was considering the nature of pancakes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

His consideration was in vain, because pancakes no longer existed. This was because

[NameIess]

Narrators hated pancakes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Even Szeth, apparently. In order for the narrators to destroy something, there had to be a unanimous vote.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

So Hoid settled for contemplating the nature of Waffles. How do they get them like that? And are there ramen flavored waffles?

[NameIess]

but narrators had destroyed waffles too. It was the only way to get the narrators who liked pancakes to agree to destroy them.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Crepes still existed though. Most narrators voted for the destruction of those too, but a few narrators were unwilling to let that happen.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Meanwhile, Void was doing things that he probably shouldn't.