The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

They loved fried Ookla.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

On 4/26/2018 at 5:48 PM, Hemalurgic Headshot said:

(I doubt we could possibly have the longest thread on the forum, since Random Stuff has been around for a long time, among others. We'd need to exceed 200 pages or more.)

Lmao

[Silva]

Many of the narrators holed up in well-defended super-secret lairs for the remainder of Ookla season.

[NameIess]

Among those narrators, none held a base as super-well-defended or as ultra-super-secret as the narrator known as...

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

@Ookla the unintelligible!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

A citizen went to the local library, requesting an informative textbook on breadmunks. They had never seen one before, and wanted to know what they were.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Unfortunately, the citizen was then hit by a car and died.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The family of the citizen had a burial and funeral for their deceased child. There was much sadness as the cabbage-scented rain bathed the funeral.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Then, Hoid walked in and made a very inappropriate joke.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The grieving family stared at him for a moment, then burned Duralumin and Iron. They pulled all nearby nails and knives towards themselves and died.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Oof

One of them was named Hoid. And that’s the story behind how Hoid got his name.

The End.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

70,000,00ʘ,ʘʘʘ years later.

Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

The cosmere is completely dead. A new universe has risen.

[NameIess]

Or it would have, if entropy didn't exist.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the unintelligible said:

Or it would have, if entropy didn't exist.

That was true. Narrator Szeth had forgotten.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, narrators were immune to entropy. Unfortunately, they were not immune to death.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Thus, all the narrators had died a number of years ago (Equivalent to the Mathematical formula of 2.4862352e+33).

[NameIess]

All besides one narrator. A narrator filled with so much awesomeness and power as to be nigh immortal. A narrator beyond all other narrators, almost as powerful as the authors from whom all narrators where born.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

@Ookla the Pendragon, creator of the peach rain.

(Edit: Was that the wrong answer?)

Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Narrator Sequence had forgotten how to @ mention people, @Ookla the Pendragon

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Unfortunately the narrator had been raised apart from her own, with no idea what a narrator was. She turned upon those who had summoned her, Transfiguring them into...

[NameIess]

(It had been a while (read: 70 bajillion years), and the lone narrator had forgotten how to narrate in bold.)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Into nothing, because Narrator Confused blocked Pendragon’s spell from hitting the narrators with his narration powers.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

(Whoops)

pie.

(double whoops, ninja'd.)

Edited December 1, 2021 by Ookla the Pendragon

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Either way, the Legendary Narrator was @Ookla the Pendragon for creating the peach rain.