The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

(With Kholin blue highlights, of course)

[Mortals]

       -   -   -        Loved his name

[NameIess]

It was such a great not-name. Perfect for a mercenary.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

He decided that everyone should have his name. So he legally changed everyone's name to     -   -   -      .

 

[NameIess]

Except he did it illegally.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

So the evil librarians changed everyone's name back, but with one consonant missing. Ex: "Nameess"

Edited October 30, 2021 by Szeth's Facepalm

[Silva]

Eeryone was not pleased.

[NameIess]

Nameess was confused.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

TalnFan nuked the entire site from orbit to erase all confusion along with all life on earth.

[NameIess]

Nameless was angery.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Everyone then nuked TalnFan for nuking Everyone. Nuclear war followed.

[NameIess]

Nameless was sad.

[Mortals]

Nameless decided to stop referring to themself in third person

[NameIess]

Nameless was contrary.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

From the ashes of total nuclear war, a single powerful being rose. His name was Uncle Brandy II.

[NameIess]

Then came the second powerful being. His name was Butt Venture II.

[Silva]

He had no relation to the Butt Venture that the Longest Thread’s narrators were familiar with.

[NameIess]

Aside from the fact that he was exactly 10.756813546 times as strong as the original.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

History repeats itself, but Butt II thought that history sucked, so he decided to ally with Brandy 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt took offense at this, as he was already allied with Uncle Brandy

[NameIess]

But Butt couldn't do anything about it, because he was about 10 times weaker than Butt II.

[ashwastaken]

And a giant mushroom popped out of the ground between them.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Butt ate the mushroom. it tatsed like chocolate covered peanut butter pretzels that tasted like strawberries.

[NameIess]

And it made him 5 times more intelligent that Butt II

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

So he decided to trick Butt II