#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 While Voidus was still dazed, Dave flew off, dropping Bob to his death as he went.
NameIess Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 But Bob, unbeknownst to everyone else, had inhabited the mind of the DA's greatest assassin, TalnFan.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 TalnFan jolted upright in his bed, suddenly aware that something was very, very wrong.
NameIess Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 He was made aware of this by the fact that he could see his PT's silhouette staring in through the window.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Then TalnFan turned into a piece of cheese.
ashwastaken Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 (edited) The cheese was Swiss cheese, the worst type of cheese edit: this isn’t an insult, it’s just where my brain went after reading just this page. Edited October 19, 2021 by ashwastaken
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Bob, who was still inside TalnFan, was deathly allergic to cheese.
NameIess Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 But he had fifty EpiPens on him at all times, so it wasn't a problem.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 But since he was inside TalnFan instead of his own body, the EpiPens did no good. Die Bob die!
NameIess Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 Bob died of anaphylactic shock. Then was returned as Bob the everlasting, an unkillable and immortal mind parasite that could mind control whoever it wished.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 TalnFan died out of sheer annoyance at Bob’s uncooperative attitude towards dying.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Bob decided that now he should find some beans.
NameIess Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 The bean consultant crunched some numbers and came back with a seven-year plan for dominating the bean production industry.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Bob demanded a 2 year plan at the soonest. He was not a patient being.
NameIess Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 The consultant frankly informed Bob that such a plan was impossible.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Bob reluctantly agreed. The plan started with a careful propaganda campaign against Jimothy, CEO of Bean Enterprises.
NameIess Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 But the propoganda failed. Jimothy gave free beans for life to all of his employees, giving himself an indestructible defense against all forms of slander.
Jaywalk he/him Posted October 22, 2021 Posted October 22, 2021 Meanwhile, the CEO of Pop Tarts got Jimothy involved in a pyramid scheme.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 22, 2021 Posted October 22, 2021 Since propaganda wouldn’t work, Bob simply had Jimothy assassinated.
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