The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Procrastination she/her]

Came to Shai’s house and proceeded to declare that

[+Doomstick he/him]

Joe had arrived

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and Joe was actually Honor who

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ate onions like apples

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Suddenly, Hoid

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

ate an onion

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

and lived happily ever after.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Hoid And was Mennis's daughter

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and then Moash apeared

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And was all like, “you suck, imma kill you now”

[Mortals]

(This was before his grandparents died)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

but Hoid slapped him knowing that

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

the oragnes were coming (remember them?)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

(what?) and then the spiked cookies appeared to battle them.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I think that may have been before you joined.

And then Hoid was like "yall. Calm doooown."

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1 hour ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I think that may have been before you joined.

 

*laughs in 2018*

this was the reason that the ghanderflaffle empire was slowly declining

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and Kaladin was known to be the main cause of

[Mortals]

Sneezes

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"SNEEZING ISN'T NORMAL, I NEVER SNEEZE!!!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

but then Moash ate a spiked cookie and became

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

the Vessel of Dominion

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and Kaladin became the vessel of 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Dourness

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and ate Moash and pooped out

[Kings_way he/they]

A butterfly.