The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

So, the breadmunks were at the Kredik Shaw inside the leapord, who was inside the leopard, who was talking to the camel.

[+Doomstick he/him]

then the camel and leopard merged to form a giraffe

[Mortals]

Except that the camel missed and merged with the leapord

[+Doomstick he/him]

which was still a leopard, so a giraffe formed inside the leopard

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It was a small giraffe. If it had been any bigger, it wouldn't have fit inside the leopard.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The leopard climbed a tree and flapped its fins.

Edited April 27, 2021 by xinoehp512

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Wait, what?

The leopard did not have fins. It fell off the tree, and landed with a WHUMP.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The leopard did, however, have fins

[Quivil]

Ok, this is ridiculous.

Tani the leopard decided she did not want a giraffe inside her, so she threw it up.

Also her name was Tani.

And she had no fins.

[dannnex male]

or, more specifically, she had F.I.N.S. 
Federally
Issued
Nun
Slappers

Edited April 27, 2021 by Dannex
Ninjad by tani

[+Doomstick he/him]

because she had flippers
ah, I love you tLT

Edited April 27, 2021 by Doomstick

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The giraffe sneezed.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

The breadmunks, meanwhile, were overthrowing the Lord Ruler of the inside of the giraffe.

[Mortals]

Who was a ghanderflaffle

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And a jumper.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

The Lord Ruler ghanderflaffle ghanderflaffled down to the city of Luthagiraffe, and killed breadmunk Kelsier.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This had absolutely no short term consequences.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and 72 long term ones

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Carefully numbered by his manager.

[Mortals]

Also 52 middle term ones but they were irrelevant

[+Doomstick he/him]

everything was irrelevant, but that was irrelevant

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because of the void vvortex

[Voidspawn he/him]

Also known as a cheese pancake

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Eventually, breadmunk Vin snuck into Kredik Shaw and murderized the ghanderflaffle Lord Ruler.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was very murder afterwards.