The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mortals]

No known reason until it was discovered that the breadmunk monarchy was flying

[Quivil]

a kite, which had tangled in the ghanderflaffle empire's workings and broken them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This was, of course, Vax's fault.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“This story is now in past tense,” Vax said.

Was it already in past tense?

Edited April 25, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[+Doomstick he/him]

nobody really ever knew what tense it was in

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because nobody knew what Vax was in the first place.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Suddenly, Hoid

[Jaywalk he/him]

Pulled out his flute and started into a rendition of...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

JOHN CENA.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Mraize (he's there now) covered his hears and curled into a ball.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He closed his sees and his tastes.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Thaidakar came up and said "you 'kay, bud?"

[NameIess]

Mraize blinked, opens his eyes, and stared up at him. "Do I look like I'm alright?" 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"No."

[Quivil]

"Then why ask if you already know the answer?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

a chicken walked around the corner

[Quivil]

Mraize ate it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was delicious

Edited April 26, 2021 by Doomstick

[Quivil]

But didn't help him feel better.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hoid finished his earsplitting rendition and walked over to Mraize.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he was stopped by a mink

[Quivil]

which got eaten by a leopard

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Then he was stopped by the leopard.

[Quivil]

Then the leopard tackled him.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Then Mraize ate the lepoard