The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Flyingbooks]

And the doctors turned the cheese into cheesy puns because they didn't know that his cheese allergy also extended to jokes.

[Toothless of Shinovar]

The doctors also realized that he is allergic to the word "Cheese" and any "Cheese Names".

[Flyingbooks]

So three doctors, whose names were Brie, Blue, and Stinky, had to leave the hospital room.

[Toothless of Shinovar]

So then new doctors came in and said his name which was Fetta.

[Flyingbooks]

And then he died because the story spent too much time on the doctors' names (which he was allergic to) and not enough time on actually helping him.

[Toothless of Shinovar]

So his brother sought revenge.

[Flyingbooks]

But did not have a six-fingered sword nor a six fingered man to take revenge on nor was he named Inigo Montoya.

[Toothless of Shinovar]

So, the situation was brought to court.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he turned to another revenge story.

[Toothless of Shinovar]

Which was to rob the bank with the most money in the world.

[Mortals]

The problem was they didn’t know which world to rob, and of which currency, so they ended up robbing scadrial of two emerald broams

Edited April 10, 2021 by Mortals

[Toothless of Shinovar]

Then they found out that they were fake!

[+Doomstick he/him]

they were actually cake!

[Mortals]

Fake cake!!!!!

[Silva]

They should have known; the offending items wore fake moustaches.

Edited April 11, 2021 by Silva
Plural!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Made of mousse.

[Random Bystander she/her]

I'm going insane right now. So to have something to do, I'm asking if I can join this.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Anyone can join!

[Random Bystander she/her]

Good. Because my sanity is decreasing every second. And I may or may not want to murder my sister right now.

And hairy monkey oranges.

[+Doomstick he/him]

moustaches made of mouse mousse tested on a moose

[Random Bystander she/her]

8 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

moustaches made of mouse mousse tested on a moose

Who happened to be allergic to moustaches, mice, and mousse.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it got loose

[Random Bystander she/her]

*clears throat*

And decided to introduce Dr. Seuss to Bruce who made an excuse to go get his juice.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately, it ended in a noose.

[+Doomstick he/him]

a puce noose