The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mist she/her]

Or neither. *Schrodinger entered the chat.*

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and didn't

[Mist she/her]

He picked up a box. and didn't. 

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It was the Nothing Box

[Voidspawn he/him]

But it was filled with Something (another name for Flubber).

[+Doomstick he/him]

"Boing!" Something said.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Then the "boing" was drowned out in a growl full of demonic hatred.

[+Doomstick he/him]

You see, Princess Filgarda the 4.8th was the queen of the underworld.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She'd eaten the wrong pomegranate for the last time.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

This time, she was determined to only eat the wrong grapefruit

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But this was harder than it sounded.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Because most grapefruit were the right ones.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In order to find the wrong one, she would have to go on a quest.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

A quest through the darkness of the deepness of the forests of the land of the number 6

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately, the best questing consultant was busy elsewhere.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

So it was a pretty boring quest with no death, fighting, plot twists, loss, or puzzles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So she decided to find someone who had experience with quests.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

so she went to her local street side quest shop

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was pretty empty.

@Condensation

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It did have one quest, however.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A perennial one.

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the quest was to find the Golden Pine Needle™

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Not the Golden Pine Needle MT, nor the Golden Pine Needle MD.

[Condensation she/her]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

It was pretty empty.

@Condensation

Hmm? Yes?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Wanna join a quest?  

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