The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Voidspawn he/him]

Pineapples were now a hybrid of Voidapples and pine trees.

[+Doomstick he/him]

as cones

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They retained their Fibonacci nature.

Edited January 21, 2021 by xinoehp512

[Voidspawn he/him]

Until now.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They started representing the Lucas series instead.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Lucas from the band Lucas and the Lucases.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was a pretty mean trombonist.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Lucas was a good drummer, and Lucas was an amazing saxophonist, the other two Lucases were also good at playing their instruments.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately, they had somewhat of a communication problem.

[Voidspawn he/him]

They had no Wi-Fi.

[AonEne he/him]

So they set out to buy some. 

[Voidspawn he/him]

But the Wi-Fi was too expensive.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They would have to relocate.

[AonEne he/him]

So they set out to make some money and live elsewhere. 

[Voidspawn he/him]

So they sold their soul to a carriage driver to take them to...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ancistan.

[Voidspawn he/him]

So they applied for a job as a slave.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But no one accepted their application.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Except for one person, who charged them 10 broams for acceptance.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It took them a while to realize what was wrong with this deal.

[Voidspawn he/him]

But they had paid in advance.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they were forced to work a ten-year shift.

[Voidspawn he/him]

And their pay was docked.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On the bright side, they got free wifi!

[+Doomstick he/him]

because they had accidentally exploded a coworker