Jaywalk Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 That he read in the ingredient facts of a can of peaches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 you see, he knew how to defend himself against pointed sticks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 The Mambo members were experts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Of canning, about which they taught several emergency preparedness classes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 It proved critical in the battle against the fruits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Though the best way to win was to drop a 16 ton weight on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Unfortunately, they were short on 16 ton weights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 so they released the tiger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 It was very effective! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 For approximately 3.5 seconds, at which point the tiger changed strategies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Realizing that the only source of meat in the vicinity was the people who had released it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 So it hired a consultant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Who quickly assessed the outcomes should it turn turncoat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 But the consultant needed help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 So it consulted them dang potaters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Who were trying to resurrect Butterflutter XIX, last of the line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 By reincarnating them as a potater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mist Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Butterfluffer X arose. "Papas fritos," it said, zombielike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Papas fritos arrived, cutting Butterfluffer X in half with a shardblade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 But, since he was Dang Potater, Butterflutter XI and XII grew from his eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 It was simple math, really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 As opposed to the extremely complicated math used by the normal Dang Potaters to find out how many offspring they would have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 Which involved multiple complex derivatives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 And Gerald's blessing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 This was the demise of papas fritos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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