xinoehp512 Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 But coming from outside of time would not be free of consequences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 It started aging again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 A hundred days passed in the span of one, trapping everyone in a time-loop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 But that didn't matter, seeing as the planet was tidally locked, making a day infinitely long 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 Instead, everything happened a hundred times at once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 This had disastrous consequences for the Cult of Mars Bars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 they prided themselves on their self control 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caratacos Olympiodoros Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 yet their definition of self control was to control their body to withstand copious amounts of Mars Bars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 and they ate 100 at once! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 This was fine because their bodies had no blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 but their image was ruined 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 The Cult of of the 3 Musketeers defeated them through a clever smear campaign and planted evidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 but the cult of the Peanut M&Ms and the cult of the M&Ms Peanut clashed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caratacos Olympiodoros Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 instead of blood however, the cult of the three musketeers contained thick-ittm, a drink that was like water, but thick, and goopy. this led to many problems, such as slower movement, and sleep apnea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 And thus, the Chocolate Wars began. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 It started with a three-pronged assault on Hershey, Pennsylvania. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 The Mars candies had allied into a single coalition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 Their combined strength quickly overwhelmed both Hershey and Willy Wonka. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caratacos Olympiodoros Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 at the battle of Hershey, 13 drummers died by suffocation, while 300 Hersheyians were brutally murdered in their sleep. the M&M Peanuts and the Peanut M&M's had joined together to fight of the Hersheyians and the Cult of Three Musketeers, who were allied against the Mars candies and Peanut M&M's of Peanut. the battle lasted 40 hours, mostly due the slow movement of the Three Musketeers. (their blood was Thick-ittm) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 But it all changed when the scientists at Ferrero Roche found a way to make Thick-ittm into a combustible comestible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 This caused the Order of the Milky Way to fall on the traitorous Cult of Three Musketeers and deal much damage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caratacos Olympiodoros Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 (edited) the Twix, an impartial group, took it upon themselves to heal the wounded, setting up caramel/nougat transfusion tents and creating safe area for the wounded to rest and perhaps read the latest edition of Nutrition Facts, a fashion magazine. they were regarded as the true heroes of the Chocolate Wars, and to this day, many doctors are Twix, due to the nature of their elders experience in the war. Edited January 28, 2021 by Caratacos Olympiodoros 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 But the unbolded text was a lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caratacos Olympiodoros Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 (edited) so it became bolded. and thus became true Edited January 28, 2021 by Caratacos Olympiodoros 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 Except it was merely a historical fabrication. Twix had always been allied with the Mars Coalition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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