The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Author Void proposed a return to old-form TLT, where stories were told about other characters, not self-insert stories that went nowhere.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C liked this idea, and asked permission to begin a new story.

[NameIess]

Nameless gave his vote. (Not electoral, of course.)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt Venture had gone on an expedition.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

With Dora. The Explora.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And Dough-Rug the Ex-Husband.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They were searching for an ancient relic.

[NameIess]

The Great Christmas Capricorn.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but it wasn't the legendary month of December yet, so it was unable to be accessed

[Knight of Iron she/they]

They would have to wait until then to get the Capricorn, or so they thought.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For the former had a flux fabrication facilitating flight to the future.

[AonEne he/him]

On his expedition, Butt Venture would pass through some exposition. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was enlightening.

[NameIess]

But it was also BORING.

[+Doomstick he/him]

so we skipped it

[NameIess]

But then the quest made no sense.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But they still did it anyway.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For SCIENCE.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the audience wondered where the expedition was expected to go.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"That's just it!" said Butt. "We don't know!" He laughed manically. 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Dough-Rug secretly wondered if it was an internal expedition. Were they searching for a physical place? Or were they searching for themselves?

[+Doomstick he/him]

They were searching for the friends they made along the way, though they did not know that yet.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because that was only the goal when the primary goal failed.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

It was actually the tertiary goal. Nobody knew what the primary or secondary goals were.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because they were... well, not the best at quests.