The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they were pretty cool in the right circumstances.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But those circumstances are rare.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Rarer then the awakening of a quiet mind.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but he was secretly an actual Narrator, he just disliked Narrating

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because it never ended well.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Each prophesy he gave as a Narrator always came true, which was unfortunate since he always prophesied bloody war and great destruction.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was a dark oracle.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He lived in Delphi

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And ate snakes.

[NameIess]

Not poisonous ones though, just venomous ones.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The venom gave him hallucinations.

[+Doomstick he/him]

about imploding wharves

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

on which the cosmic ships of the universe docked. Such ships included

[+Doomstick he/him]

Kelsnah, Shadolin, Davani, Tash, etc.

[NameIess]

It also included the largest boat ever made, the A.R.K. II

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which stood for Advanced Reader Kopy (insult insured).

[NameIess]

It had a hard copy of every book ever made.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And took over a century to read.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

But the shard of Ì̴̡̛̟̰͓̺͈͆̈̒̏̑̏̔̊̈̍͛̾N̷̤̳͇͙̎̒͐̽̋͐̏̈͛̾͌̾̓̉ͅS̴̮̝͈̔̓̌̓͑̀͛̾̆̚̚͜͝Ả̷̧̧̦͇̮̣͖͍̖͂̐̉̒̄̌̐͐̊N̸̛͓̮͛͗̈́́̓́͂̉̊̀̕Ì̸̢̠̻͈̹͖̜͍̗̼͓̹̹̬̩͒̾̚͝T̴̛̠̻̦͈̗̹̭͈̪̗̫̹ͅY̵̢͉͈̠̙̥̱̦̪̦͚̰̓͋̀̍͆̔́͆̈́̍͌̇͘̚͠ read it in half of a second.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But did not understand any of it.

[NameIess]

But the shard of PAIN read it and understood it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But his name was struck from the Book.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So he made the Koob.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A tome of forgetting.

[NameIess]

And power.