The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mist she/her]

Except the Ghanderflaffle Empire.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which had decided to sink for a change

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Sink all its money into investment opportunities, that is.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was going to be filthy rich

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because the money was made of dirt.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And the skins of bongos

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were little bags of soil.

[Mist she/her]

The bongos dwelt in the land of Emoclew.

[Jaywalk he/him]

An ancient land where pigeons ruled with feathered fists.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Singing songs of absolute terror.

[Jaywalk he/him]

There was a pigeon conqueror named Jake.

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Who had a rake.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and a lake

[NameIess]

And a fake

[Experience he/him]

cake with 

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brakes

[Experience he/him]

and makes 

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Which liked to take

[Experience he/him]

drakes

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Made of aches

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and milkshakes

[AonEne he/him]

and create

[+Doomstick he/him]

a crate

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Truly great

[AonEne he/him]

it was, and Kate