The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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And Sui Ponticello plummetted into a chasm. Where he found a chasmfiend.

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The chasmfiend said hello.

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But Sul Ponticello was still on the bridge

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Because of SHENANIGANS.

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and because Sul Ponticello meant "on the bridge"

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2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Because of SHENANIGANS.

That was amazing and deserves a rep.

Instead of walking off of the bridge, Sul Ponticello

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Pulled the lever.

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And made the bridge

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squeak because there wasn't enough pressure on the bow

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The bow was made of bright red ribbon and tied around the bridge.

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Harmonic could almost fly

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Instead of being a regular bow, if there wasn't enough pressure on the bow, it would explode.

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When Sui Ponticello heard that, he rushed over to the bow to make sure there was enough pressure on it.

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but there wasn't enough rosin!

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The pressure was lessening by the minute.

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And the bow was about to explode. What ever will our heroes do?

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Stick wondered if it was a god time to share the best video on Roman history

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Narrator T wouldn't mind. And now for our regularly scheduled random ad.

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Seven Kings, One Rome - YouTube

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That was fun. Interesting and fun.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled TLT. The red ribbon bow exploded, sending shards everywhere.

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it's basically my latin class' form of rickrolling people

because there was only one fatherland

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"Merp" said the father of the land.

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Fun. How about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvS1k-r7dfw Capior Sensu?

Seven shards of ribbon were sent outwards, hitting seven kings who happened to be around.

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One of them was Thing 1.

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there was only one home.