The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Before they hit the sun and melted.

[+Doomstick he/him]

that was very painful

[Condensation she/her]

But they didn't have nerves, so they couldn't feel it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they had flerves though

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“I like war,” Bob the Warmonger said.

Read the same way that Donkey says “I like that boulder”

[+Doomstick he/him]

He hit the moon with is nose

[Condensation she/her]

This was not the same moon that had just hit the sun, that moon was melted. This was an entirely different moon.

[+Doomstick he/him]

which had melted, coincidentally 

[Condensation she/her]

So it was a really weird shape.

[+Doomstick he/him]

because it wasn't massive enough to collapse into a sphere

[Mist she/her]

Even though G'ravity encouraged it to make a sphere. 

Edited September 20, 2020 by Mist

[Condensation she/her]

It was slowly becoming a sphere as it succumbed to Gr'avity...

[Mist she/her]

Gra'vity was slowly succumbing also, to the apostrophe plague. 

[Condensation she/her]

The apostrophe plague? you may ask. The apostrophe plague is...

[Mist she/her]

Extremely dangerous. Those with it must quarantine for 2 weeks, at least. They may die. Indeed, Grav'ity was slowly dying. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Gravi’ty was almost dead

[Mist she/her]

In fact, Gravit'y had only a few minutes to live. He was about to die, and his only comfort was his collection of mintues. 

[Condensation she/her]

Gravity' passed away. There was a very nice service.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Gravity ‘had a funeral.

[Condensation she/her]

Gravity w'as buried in the graveyard.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Many people brought flowers to Gravitys gr'avestone.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Now was’ and ha’s had the apostrophe plague, as well as gra’vestone

my idea for the apostrophe plague is it only advances when an infected word is used

Edited September 20, 2020 by Doomstick

[Mist she/her]

It wa's quite sad, especially since they were weaker and less able to resist. The a'postrophe plague was spreadi'ng. 

[Condensation she/her]

To ev'ry word that c'ame into conta'ct with it'.

[Mist she/her]

Indee'd, i't wa's spre'adi'ng very quic'kly. Many deaths occ'urred. And it all started with Gravity.