The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mat he/him]

But the men, women, and children ran away. Not the dogs, however. Or the chinchillas, or even the naked mole rats.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They laid on the ground to beg for a snack.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And recieved...

[I Am A Fish he/him]

A toasty gerbil

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Deliciously seasoned.

[Mat he/him]

With tartar sauce and cotton candy sprinkles.

[AonEne he/him]

They settled in to eat it, when suddenly - 

[Jaywalk he/him]

The fire nation attacked.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With blowtorches.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And mean language that hurt their victims’ feelings.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Naturally, they retaliated with an uno reverse card.

[Silva]

It was not effective.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Their comebacks had already toasted the fire nation enough.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The “your mom” jokes had been particularly brutal.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they were the preferred form of execution in...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ancient Ghanderflaffia.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was the oldest form of the ghanderflaffle emipre

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dating back thousands of years before...

[+Doomstick he/him]

to the breadmunk uprising

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Against the Kingdom.

[+Doomstick he/him]

of Brandy

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ruled by Brandy's alter ego.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Aunt Brandy

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

41 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

Aunt Brandy

The council of narrators banned this from existence. There was nothing but Uncle Brandy.

[+Ark1002]

And then a thermonuke hit them.