The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Song walked back over to Melody, who had taken over baking cookies to satisfy the warring friends.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tom Joebob snuck a cookie.

[Mist she/her]

T asked for a cookie. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Butt slapped his hand.

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Edited September 8, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tom Joebob retaliated by turning Butt into a frog.

[NameIess]

Nameless shook his head at the narrators comforting a rock, then pulled out his pet rock, Shad.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Suddenly,

[NameIess]

Shad turned into a kandra!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He'd been spying on Nameless the entire time.

[NameIess]

And had nothing to report other than Nameless' awesomeness and strength.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"He's just that boring," reported Shad.

[NameIess]

Nameless took offense to this, and glared at Shad.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Shad shrugged. "What? It's true."

[NameIess]

"Oh yeah? What about my incredible skill at chess?"

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

"That could be mildly interesting. Except..."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"...you've never actually played with anyone," said Shad.

[Ashbringer he/him]

"Except me," Shad added. "But I saw that pinch move coming a mile away."

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C., after reading the last couple of pages, proposed holding a Bunker Party Chess Tournament.

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

Melody whipped around and looked behind her, but there was no one there. "My name is Melody?" Melody whispered, confused.

I’m not Doomstick!

[Condensation she/her]

1 hour ago, Mist said:

T asked for a cookie. 

Melody grudgingly offered her a cookie.

8 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

I’m not Doomstick!

I know you're not, but I, the narrator, know you as Doomstick, so Melody and Song don't know who I'm talking about when I say that Doomstick told a really funny joke.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ah

Pawn to e4

[Condensation she/her]

Come on, everyone, post!

[Vapor she/her]

I regretfully post here to send this.

TSLT

[Condensation she/her]

That's the wrong acronym, Vapor.

Melody gasped. "An intruder! My narrator says that the rift through time that just appeared is a trap, no one go through it!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar was saddened by the antagonism of the Victory Seekers.