The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

"So, who wants cookies?" Song asked, smiling generally at everyone and holding out a plate of cookies.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick yelled at everybody to hurry up, as tLPW was catching up

[Lunamor she/her]

5 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

“I challenge... @Lunamor!” Truthless yelled. It seemed he could not speak normally, only bellow.

 

“Erm, I don’t think that Lunamor is here. I’m his third cousin, we don’t speak too often, uh... do you want me to call him, or...?” Luna scratched her head. Luna was rather strange, though she hadn’t thought about him in a while. One leg was shorter than the other, so he always stood at a slant. Was pretty intense, too.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“FAIR ENOUGH, I SHALL DUEL YOU THEN LUNA!” Truthless bellowed.

[NameIess]

"ALL RIGHTY THEN! LET THE FIRST DUEL OF THIS COMPETITION BEGIN!" the sky went dark, and dramatic spotlights highlighted Luna and Truthless. "IN ONE CORNER, WE HAVE THE INCREDIBLE LUNAMOR! FAVORED TO WIN THIS MATCHUP AT 100-1 ODDS! IN THE OTHER, WE HAVE THE... um... er, str-, no, um, aha! BELLOWY TRUTHLESS! THOUGH HE IS THE UNDERDOG IN THIS FIGHT, HE SEEMS CONIDENT ENOUGH! LETS SEE IF HE CAN PULL AN UPSET!" The sky lit up again, revealing the gigantic gladiator arena that Truthless and Luna were now standing in.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

13 hours ago, Condensation said:

I walked over. "What's Mishmash Inn?"

"A place," said X's avatar unhelpfully. "That's not here. If you want to go, now's your chance."

[AonEne he/him]

Luna, what’s your title referring to? 

A puppy barked from the stands of the dueling arena. 

[NameIess]

Nameless opened the betting pool.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

Luna, what’s your title referring to? 

A puppy barked from the stands of the dueling arena. 

The TV show Community. 

Luna ran into the stands to pet the puppy.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then she realized that the crowd was actually a hallucination.

[NameIess]

Or at least she couldn't get to it. There was a magical force field.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Around a black hole

[Jaywalk he/him]

That was slowly sucking away the puppy’s life force.

[NameIess]

Nameless glared at the arena architects. "I said no murder. That includes puppies!"

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Puppy was the name of a murderer

[Mist she/her]

Who nearly forgot that narrating needs to be bold. Which was a murder of the rules.

[Condensation she/her]

20 hours ago, Doomstick said:

Stick yelled at everybody to hurry up, as tLPW was catching up

*agreement*

12 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"A place," said X's avatar unhelpfully. "That's not here. If you want to go, now's your chance."

"Okay. Send me there."

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger ate some popcorn.

[Condensation she/her]

Song offered Schrodinger some cookies to get him to stay and increase the number of posts so they could single-handedly(or maybe more) beat TLPW.

Edited September 8, 2020 by Condensation

[+Doomstick he/him]

Schrodinger accepted...

[Condensation she/her]

And offered Song some popcorn.

Doomstick, will you continue to post, please? I think that TLPW(and Vapor) is trying to beat our number of posts and I would like to advance significantly.

[+Doomstick he/him]

yes

and also didn't

[Condensation she/her]

Song accepted and also didn't accept because she was following Schrodinger's pattern.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Schrodinger was pleased

[Condensation she/her]

So was Song, so they both ate cookies and popcorn.