The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

"That's not a grocery store!"

[+Doomstick he/him]

but they didn't know that

[Condensation she/her]

"X, can you check it out with your winds?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar did so.

[Condensation she/her]

And found out that Gerald the squid wasn't a liar. The so-called shopping mall was a grocery store.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but it was a grocery store 50 pages ago, now it was a masonry store

[Condensation she/her]

Song looked for another grocery store, but couldn't see one in the immediate view. "Does anyone have a pair of binoculars?"

Edited August 28, 2020 by Condensation

[Kings_way he/they]

King searched his pockets, then remembered his binoculars had been destroyed when he was eaten by a giant chicken.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger kept circling in his biplane, pretending that the people on the ground knew what they were doing.

[NameIess]

5 hours ago, Vapor said:

Until Vapid consoled him. She was completely different from Vapid.

"Oh, Vapid! How did you get here? I thought TST was pretty well sealed off from TLT." Nameless perked back up. "Do you know how Nameless is doing? I haven't heard from him since I left." Nameless decided to go back to help X and Song after all, and ran off to find them.

[Condensation she/her]

Song noticed Nameless in the distance. "Hi! Come to join us?"

[NameIess]

Nameless caught up, panting. "Yes- I- have."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

thump. Thump. THUMP. THUMP.

The army of pigs had arrived.

[Mat he/him]

The pigs had ran over Reg on the way, who was now undergoing another surgery.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Butt Venture was preforming the surgery.

[Experience he/him]

So Reg was going to die.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it would not be in vain.

[Mat he/him]

Because his bones held the secret to partial resurrection. Once Reg was dead, he was promptly sent to a half-life as a shade on Threnody, where he could study how to return.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger was very upset at half-losing his half-twin so soon, so he supplied some of his magic and nicrosil to Reg to return.

Then he started eating bacon.

[Condensation she/her]

The pigs were enraged by this, and attacked Schrodinger.

So apparently, people are annoyed that I'm trying to be linear, so I'm moving both story lines. Ha!

"So, where are we going? We have to be at the grocery store by noon tomorrow, and we still have no idea where to go!"

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger thought him eating bacon was an implication that he’d already attacked the pigs, but he agreed that the timeline was already too wonky. So he decided to join the group headed for the grocery store after previously defeating most of the pigs at some point in time.

Edited August 29, 2020 by Ashbringer

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"There's only one thing we can do," said X's avatar grimly. "Summon a tornado."

[NameIess]

"No wait!" Nameless cried. "Those only work on cows."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar shook his head. "Not the way I do it!" he cried over the gathering winds.

[NameIess]

The pigs charged towards X, ignoring the weather.